Friday, November 27, 2015

The Daisley Commandments (even God only had ten)

1. Thou shalt give daily thanks to the United States of America, the greatest force for good in the modern world.

2. Thou shalt give daily thanks to the State of Israel, which sitteth at the right hand of the United States of America, and is the second-greatest force for good in the modern world.

3. Thou shalt referreth to the Israeli invasion and annexation of Palestinian East Jerusalem as "the liberation".

4. Thou shalt calleth the West Bank by its true name of "Judea and Samaria".

5. Thou shalt commit extra-judicial killings.  (Note : This commandment only applieth if thou art a member of the American, British or Israeli security forces.)

6. Thou shalt torture.  And thou shalt make damn sureth thou calleth it "enhanced interrogation techniques".

7. Thou shalt speaketh of the achievements of the Lord thy Blair with songful joy in thy heart.

8. Thou shalt honour the memory of thy Blessed Mother, the Lady of Finchley, for restoring thy love of freedom.

9. Thou shalt unreservedly idolise any billionaire children's author in thy midst, even if she does imply thou art a Nazi.

10. Thou shalt vote Liz Kendall.

11. Thou shalt titter at my hysterical anti-Palestinian one-liners, on pain of being mocked by all right-thinking men for lacking intelligence and a sense of irony.

12. Thou shalt perceiveth no contradiction in my claims to be both a traditional Labour man and a centre-right commentator.

13. As thou profess my Gospel, thou shalt say to unbelievers : "We are right.  You are wrong."

14. This last one's for you, Tatchell : A lifetime of campaigning for human rights and equality is no excuse for supporting a Palestinian state, m'laddio.

76 comments:

  1. Glasgow.Working ClassNovember 27, 2015 at 10:54 PM

    Vote SNP both for constituency and list next May.

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  2. Wee Jew Boy formerly from the GorbalsNovember 27, 2015 at 11:34 PM

    Glasgow Jewish Working Class Says a hint of covert hiding behind satire anti semitism methinks.

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    1. Too simple a blanket statement.

      I grew up Gorbals/Tradeston and never saw or heard any anti semitism. Maybe you were "politicised" later and in a different place.

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    2. Obviously condemning a state for war crimes and crimes against humanity is anti-semitism if that state happens to be Israel - NOT. There are actually quite a few Jews who also think Israel's behaviour is unacceptable. Even rabbis.

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    3. In any case, one could say Israel is itself anti-semitic, since the Palestinians are semitic. Semitic doesn't equate with Jewish. Look it up.

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  3. I would never voluntarily go near the middle east - horrible, backward, violent, medieval place. But if I absolutely had to be dropped into the middle east and was forced to pick a country, it would be Israel. Democracy, human rights, equality, pro western. A little island of civilisation in a sea of savagery.

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    1. Which Israel is it that's a democracy? It is the one within the pre-1967 boundaries? Is it the one that includes East Jerusalem? Or is it the one that incorporates "Judea and Samaria"? Because the latter is an apartheid state that denies most Palestinians voting rights.

      As for "human rights" and "equality", words fail me.

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    2. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 27, 2015 at 11:54 PM

      Actually James there were twelve commandments Moses (Mell Brooks) drapped two on the way down. One said and it will come tae pass that a perr a idiots called wee Nicola and Jim Jung will try tae divide a great country and bring pestilence. And the pests will be expunged. This is my word.

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    3. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 1:03 AM

      Jew haters come in various disguises. Some pretend to be christians and other odds and sods but cannot be upfont about their hatred. Och Aye ra Noo. We Jokes fae ra North are tolerent.. Fook the English. And that Peter Thatchell I think woke up sometime ago to reality that fascists, socialist and Islamists want tae kill gays and anyone else.

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    4. The nonsense about this is that 400,000 English voters voted in our referendum. How's that anti-English?

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    5. Israel doesn't throw gays off the tops of buildings. They wont give you 500 lashes for partaking of a glass of wine with your sunday roast. They regard women as full and equal partners in society and do not mutilate them and treat them as property. And when Benjamin Netanyahu won the election, he didn't have his opponents in that election killed. In Palestine, you'd better make sure you win an election or you'll be shot in the back and flung from the roof of a tall building.

      I suppose it focuses minds.

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    6. They do shoot little children though. Murdering babies is alright in your eyes if it's done by enemies of Scotland.

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    7. Israel is an enemy of Scotland? Interesting perspective!

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  4. 'Please let me be your lackey', begged Stephen. 'Don't leave me here in this backward country full of embarrassing people who barely speak English and tease me every day for writing pish and talking shite. I'm only trying to please the people who matter.'

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 1:11 AM

      And the Lord said talk shite as you wish but I command you Scots Nat sis tae read Acts 20, Verse 35.

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    2. What is your obsession with this page? If you don't like us, bigger off. Talk to the eejits like Effie Deans and Historywoman on Twitter. Fill yer boots. But cheerio.

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    3. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 1:44 AM

      Anon. I doubt you like yerself being an erse.

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    4. Your unionist overlords order you to eat your cereal. Then they may deign to permit you to have a biscuit.

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    5. Glasgow Working Class is here for only one thing. TO TROLL. Do not engage in debate with it. If you feel you must reply to it refer to it in 3rd person as it is not human.

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  5. Daisley is racist scum

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  6. Responding to the bigot is demeaning of yourself. These cretins are simply trying to divert attention from the monstrous actions of the West and their masters in big business. Why fall for it? Why not stick to discussion as to how we progress Scotland and the welfare of it's people and ultimately people everywhere - now that is what really pisses off the unionists!

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 10:47 AM

      Cretins and bigots. Well well Scottish Nat sis approve anti abortion and anti gay candidate. The Jock witch hunters were always the best. And wee Souter oh sowwy its sir bwian says Jock bosses are control freaks. Maggie controlled the publicly owned buses and handed them tae him and others on a plate.
      Best tae stay in the Union. We need rid of the Corbinites and the Nat sis less we return tae the dark ages.

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    2. GWC - don't kid your self son - you already live in the dark ages - it's your mind you know. Anyway why aren't you at the bastion of bigotry to see newco play?

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    3. Fitba bigot. Never mind your team will be GUBBED again regularly next season. This is a political blog act accordingly.

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    4. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 2:32 PM

      You are a sick saddo Bill. The last time I was in the bastion was early sixties. Boys Brigade anniversary. Most people who play the bigot card hide behind their own. Not all Weegies stand grunting on a fitba terrace like the neanderthal. I can guess where you grunt.

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    5. You'd be so wrong then GWC and Jock. I support Dunfermline and always have. I have no truck with either of the old firm but remember clearly my disgust when your particular brand of neanderthals sang a foul song during a minuite's silence at East End Park. I bet the queen is so proud of you!

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  7. OT. Sorry James, but yesterday on TV there was reported a new poll saying 48% of the uk supported bombing Syria, with 30% against and 22% undecided. Was there a sub-section/breakdown of Scottish opinion?

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    1. No, we were lumped in with the North of England.

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    2. Okay. Thanks Scottish_Skier.

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    3. So less than half support it.....I'm pretty sure if people were fully informed about the devastation war causes, it would be less.

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  8. I believe the real reason Cameron wants us in at the deep end in Syria is that eventually horse trading will take place and the country will be annexed. If we did not take part we might not get dibbs on anything going. So once again we will pay a heavy price in either people or weaponry to appease and excite big business. IS is just a smoke screen.

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 11:52 AM

      A typical narrowback leftie view of the world. People are being killed women raped in the name of allah while you sit on your hands no doubt leading a champagne lifestyle. The Nat sis sat on their hands when the genocide was going on the Balkans. Shame on you.

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    2. Ah, yes - Kosovo. An example of where western military intervention has helped Muslims. Yet the SNP were happy to allow the slaughter and rape to continue.

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    3. I forgot to describe the troll correctly Glasgow Working Class is a BRITNATZ TROLL.

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    4. Aldo. Still an apologist for genocide. Still a racist.

      Still buggers little boys for a hobby while collecting his Lord's fees.

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  9. With so many vital issues up for discussion on this site, why is it that a unionist troll who routinely makes the ridiculous accusation that the elected government of Scotland and its supporters are nazis, is given so much space?

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 11:56 AM

      The most vital issues in hand are welfare and food banks and you Jock fae the North do not want to put your hand in your pocket. Just blame the English, yawn.

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    2. Tedious troll. Eat your cereal.

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  10. Sorry James,It's time to leave your blog. I have enjoyed the conversations and debate and have even agreed with Aldo on some points he has raised. However,when the comments section became dominated by that piece of human garbage known as GWC,I thought, enough is enough. There is only so much human decency can take.

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    1. Aye. It's tough reading such moronic shite - but on the other hand you could just read the post and leave the comments to the trolls

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    2. GWC is BNP supporter. Treat him accordingly.

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  12. I agree with Lawrence MItchell. Every day the thread is disrupted and distorted by the ravings of GWC.

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  13. Who is paying you to be here GWC?

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  14. Somewhat unrelated but news is now coming in that Cameron has enough support for airstrikes from within his own party such that he does not need to rely on any labour MPs supporting him. Although anything from 50 to 115 labour MPs will back him anyway.

    It's going to be a crushing defeat for the pacifists - with the SNP entirely on the losing side. Your thoughts?

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    1. What? The only people on the losing side are the innocent civilians who are going to be incinerated by our bombs!

      You're an idiot. This will just cause more radicalism, the reason we are here is Iraq and Afghanistan.

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    2. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 2:10 PM

      The radicals flew planes into tall buildings in New York. What is your excuse for that.

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    3. Bombing Germany will only cause more nazism. The reason we are here is the Great War. We cannot risk the nazi wrath further by provoking them.

      (The position of the British left today regarding ISIS, transposed to 1939)

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    4. That was correct though. The bombing of Nazi Germany only hardened nazi resolve. It never won the war. It was coordinated multilateral invasion that won that and crucially, the 'what to do afterwards' Marshall plan that secured peace and reconstruction.

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    5. Aldo Chattering ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 4:45 PM

      Saddam is Hitler. Oops! I mean Assad is Hitler and bombing civilians is the only language he understands. Wait a minute.. Assad isn't Hitler anymore and now Cameron supports him? Cripes! this is complicated.

      Whatevah!! That doesn't matter because ISIS have Weapons of Mass Destruction!! If that isn't enough Cameron produced a spiffing dodgy dossier that proves.. erm something? It must have been good and certainly not the kind of flimsy spin and twaddle that even tory backbenchers cringed at because it was such obvious bollocks.


      At the very least there must have been transitional plans and an exit strategy in there somewhere.... surely??

      There has to be so when this turns into the tory party's very own Iraq and Afghanistan for the next 10 years or so there will be no way anyone can claim the tory party and Labour's red tories are ignorant warmongering fuckwits who have learned absolutely nothing from the bloody carnage and shambles of Iraq and Afghanistan.

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    6. Morningside North & The Grange Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 5:12 PM

      Bloody pacifist rightie Spectator types!

      http://new.spectator.co.uk/2015/11/sorry-but-just-bombing-isis-in-syria-wont-help-anyone/

      The pretend war: why bombing Isil won't solve the problem

      The deployment of our military might in Syria will exacerbate regional disorder – and it will solve nothing

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    7. The aerial bombing cleared the way for the ground forces Skier.

      My analogy is faulty in only one way - ISIS are worse than Hitler. Hitler allowed our forces to escape at Dunkirk. Hitler, had he took over Britain, would have enforced a pro nazi government like those in France and Norway. But life would continue largely as normal - unless you were jewish.

      Can you imagine what ISIS would do to us? They'd slaughter every last one of us. Complete annihilation.

      So I suggest we do it to them first.

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    8. I suggest we bomb the factories which produce the weapons and vehicles used by ISIS, as we did for the Nazis.

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    9. As an aside, what with you being a Tory Aldo...

      What's all this Grant Shapps business? Bullying, sexual assault and intimidation at the heart of the conservative party? A young man bullied into suicide by the Tories?

      I know the Tories and into that ruthless competition dog eat dog stuff, and like their sex stuff (Major years, recent pigs heads etc), but has it gone too far this time?

      Anyway, will Shapps have the whip withdrawn and be suspended from the party pending inquiries? It's the least that should happen.

      #teasing

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    10. Saddam, no Assad, no ISIL is worse than Hitler!! Duuuuuuurrrrr?!?

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    11. I really would like to see Aldo and GWC witness a hillfire missile land on their Street. I'm sure that would change their mind about bombing.

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    12. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 29, 2015 at 8:26 PM

      Maybe a bunch of fascist appeasers could be the target of an Islamist nutter with a full loaded magazine. Sadly it is always the innocent and not the gobshites.

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  15. I honestly don't know what to make of Daisley. I've been reading his stuff since before the referendum. In the run up to the referendum, he seemed quite Yes-leaning. Since the referendum (And especially since the election) that seems to have changed. But the stuff he writes for STV has always been pretty good and his Twitter feed is amusing.

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    1. His STV blog needed to attract hits/attention - therefore he pitched to Yes. Now he needs to progress his career he so leans to Unionism, and has to cast off old associations and associates. Professional self-interest.

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  16. 'At least five children killed' as air strike hits Syrian school

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/syria-air-strikes-at-least-five-children-killed-in-raqqa-school-as-britain-debates-joining-bombing-a6750591.html

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 5:15 PM

      Aldo, if the British left had their way in the 30s we would not know aboout it. Scotland would be a training area for the Wermach and Waffen SS.

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    2. Bit rich for a BNP supporter like yourself GWC to be wanking on about the Nazi's, isn't it?

      You could always just fuck off you racist little shitebag.

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    3. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 6:28 PM

      FWC, your hand would fall asleep due to boredom if you attempted ham shanking.

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    4. Anonymous Political Betting TwatNovember 28, 2015 at 6:29 PM

      Hi Mick.

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  17. Watching Daisley's descent into anti-Scottish insanity on twitter and in the articles that, for some unfathomable reason STV still lets him publish on their website has been quite a remarkable thing to watch.

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    1. He seems to like Scotland just fine. I assume you mean anti-SNP.

      Quite possibly, in places. Although he seems very keen on Nicola Sturgeon and Mhari Black.

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    2. He means anti-Scottish.

      Anybody describing Scotland as the new Greece is anti-Scottish.

      Anybody who claims that Scotland is too we, poor and stupid to be a real country is anti-Scottish.

      Anybody who voted no is by definition anti-Scottish.

      Now fuck off and eat your cereal quisling!

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  18. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 6:18 PM

    James, and why would a gay bloke or woman support a Palestinian State. Do you think it makes sense to vote for your own death?

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    1. Anonymous Political Betting PosterNovember 28, 2015 at 6:31 PM

      Why would a gay bloke or a woman listen to an ignorant racist BNP supporter like you GWC?

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  19. Grant Shapps Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    David Schneider ‏· Nov 26

    To avoid another unnecessary delay, the government have already appointed Chilcot to look into why the bombing of Syria went so badly wrong.

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  20. Glasgow Working ClassNovember 28, 2015 at 8:29 PM

    Anon, you appear to post as at least 4 seperate idiots. Do you ever get confused ? Have a great night I am aff tae ra pub tae meet some mail ordered brides. No need for me tae wank ya sad tosser. Try some vaseline.

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    1. Tedious troll. Eat your cereal.

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