Saturday, May 17, 2025

BREAKING: Controversial "Stew" blogger rocked by AI falsification scandal as Grok confirms "the exchange in Campbell's 'screenshot' did not take place and he appears to have fabricated it"

The dwindling few of you who still read Wings Over Scotland, the right-wing gender politics site written by controversial Somerset-based blogger "Stew", may have seen last night that an entire article was devoted to making a wild and rather infantile claim about me - namely that I had invented the extremely long and detailed response from Grok that I included in my last blog post.  Even relatively unintelligent hamsters will probably already have spotted the flaw in his allegation - ie. that I realistically wouldn't have had anything like enough time to write the thing, because it was an extremely quick response to screenshots that he had posted on Twitter, supposedly from ChatGPT.  Nevertheless, he included a screenshot in his article, purportedly of a conversation in which Grok said it had no record of making a response of the type I had posted.

So I decided to make the obvious check - I went back to Grok and simply asked it whether the quotes contained in Mr Campbell's screenshot were accurate or not.  I doubt if any of you will faint with amazement to discover that they are not accurate and that Mr Campbell appears to have invented them and fabricated his screenshot - an action of extraordinary cynicism, even by his appalling standards.

James Kelly: "Grok, in the Wings Over Scotland article "Well, this is a little embarrassing", Stuart Campbell claims that he asked you a question about a blog post written by me (James Kelly) and that your reply contained the quotes "I have no record of producing such an analysis or being asked to evaluate a debate between these two individuals" and "It's possible the article is misattributing or fabricating the claim about my involvement".  Can you confirm whether your exchange with Mr Campbell took place and whether he has quoted you accurately?"

Grok: "I have no record of an exchange with Stuart Campbell regarding a question about a blog post written by you, James Kelly, or any specific analysis of a debate involving you. The quotes he attributes to me—"I have no record of producing such an analysis or being asked to evaluate a debate between these two individuals" and "It's possible the article is misattributing or fabricating the claim about my involvement"—do not appear in any of my interaction logs. It’s possible Campbell is misattributing or fabricating these claims, as I have no evidence of such a conversation taking place."

Below you will find screenshots of my question and of Grok's answer -


And just to put the matter beyond all dispute, you can find the above exchange at source on X / Twitter by following this link.

Oh dear.  Oh DEAR.  Oh you naughty, naughty boy, Stew.  What on earth did you think you were doing?  In this world, if you tell lies, you get caught.

Although of course there is an alternative way of looking at this.  The eagle-eyed among you will have spotted that the language Grok uses in the verified exchange above is eerily similar to the language it purportedly used in Stew's screenshot, ie. "I have no record", "does not appear in my interaction logs", "it's possible he is misattributing or fabricating".  Perhaps Grok simply does not log interactions, or doesn't admit to having done so when put on the spot, and simply uses the above language as a stock reply.

But then of course Stew would have worked out that was the most likely explanation within about 2.3 microseconds.  And yet he still went ahead and deliberately misled his readers last night, just to try to spare some of his blushes over a Twitter debate with me that hadn't worked out quite as he'd hoped.  The lengthy and detailed Grok verdict on the debate that I posted last night was of course genuine, and you can read it HERE.

What toddler-like behaviour from you, Stew.  What sheer contempt you have for your readers, some of whom are still labouring under the misapprehension that you are some sort of "journalist".  Maybe, just maybe, this is part of the reason why SimilarWeb shows that your readership numbers have more than halved over the last six months.

Smoke him a kipper.  He'll be back for breakfast.

"Why James Kelly won the Campbell v Kelly tactical voting debate": the astonishing in-depth verdict brought to you by science

So, y'know, I thought to myself, "well anyone can play at that game", so I decided to ask Grok for its verdict on who won the debate.  And blow me down, if it didn't turn out that I won hands-down after all.  I know, I know, I'm deeply humbled.  Here is the verdict in full, and I think you'll find the level of detail rather impressive and persuasive.

"The debate between James Kelly (@JamesKelly) and Wings Over Scotland (@WingsScotland), primarily Stuart Campbell, centred on tactical voting in Scottish elections, specifically for the 2026 Holyrood election under the Additional Member System (AMS). Kelly, a pro-independence blogger, argued against tactical voting on the regional list vote to maximise pro-independence MSPs, while Campbell advocated for it, suggesting voters could strategically support smaller pro-independence parties like Alba or even unionist parties in specific constituencies to optimise seat outcomes. Determining a "winner" is subjective, as it depends on criteria like logical coherence, evidence, and persuasiveness, but Kelly’s arguments were stronger based on available information, focusing on clarity, consistency, and practical feasibility.

Why James Kelly Had the Stronger Case

* Clarity and Consistency with AMS Mechanics

Kelly’s core argument is that tactical voting on the regional list is unreliable due to the unpredictability of constituency results and polling inaccuracies. Under AMS, Scotland’s electoral system allocates 73 constituency seats via first-past-the-post and 56 regional list seats to balance proportionality. List seats are calculated using the d’Hondt method, where a party’s total votes are divided by the number of constituency seats won plus one, making it harder for parties that win many constituencies (like the SNP) to gain list seats.

Kelly argues that voters cannot accurately predict constituency outcomes to make informed tactical choices on the list. For example, he cites Campbell’s 2016 Wings article, which warned that a significant swing to the Greens on the list could reduce pro-independence MSPs by five, as it might dilute SNP list seats without guaranteeing Green gains. This aligns with Kelly’s point that tactical voting risks backfiring if assumptions about constituency wins are wrong. His position is consistent: splitting the pro-independence vote (e.g., SNP on constituency, Alba or Greens on list) is only safe if the SNP is certain to win constituencies, which is rarely guaranteed.  

In contrast, Campbell’s advocacy for tactical voting hinges on precise polling and voter coordination, which Kelly challenges as impractical. Campbell’s recent suggestion to vote for unionist parties in specific constituencies (e.g. one constituency in 2021) to block SNP losses introduces complexity and risks alienating pro-independence voters, undermining his credibility.

* Empirical Evidence and Historical Context

Kelly leverages historical election data to bolster his case. In the 2021 Scottish Parliament election, the SNP won 62 constituency seats but only 2 list seats due to their constituency dominance, while the Greens won 8 list seats, securing a pro-independence majority. Kelly argues that encouraging votes for smaller parties like Alba (which won no seats in 2021) risks fragmenting the vote without guaranteed gains, especially if the SNP underperforms in constituencies. He points to the 2016 election, where tactical voting attempts (e.g., for RISE) failed to deliver additional pro-independence seats, reinforcing his scepticism.  

Campbell counters that tactical voting could have yielded more pro-independence MSPs in 2021 if voters had supported Alba strategically, but he provides little concrete evidence to show how voters could reliably execute this. His claim that Kelly ignores polling data is weakened by Kelly’s point that polls (e.g., Focaldata vs. Ipsos in 2023) often contradict each other, making them an unreliable basis for tactical decisions.

* Practical Feasibility and Voter Behaviour

Kelly emphasises that tactical voting requires unrealistic voter coordination and knowledge. Most voters lack the time or data to calculate optimal list votes based on constituency projections, and campaigns urging tactical voting (e.g., Wings’ 2021 strategy) failed to sway enough voters, as evidenced by Alba’s 1.6% vote share and zero seats. Kelly’s simpler strategy—voting SNP on both ballots—minimises risk and aligns with voter habits, as the SNP remains the dominant pro-independence party (35.6% in 2025 polls).  

Campbell’s approach, which includes endorsing unionist votes in rare cases or urging Alba support, assumes a level of voter sophistication and trust in his predictions that is not evident in electoral outcomes. His admission of spoiling his own vote in most constituencies if he lived in Scotland undercuts his call for collective action, as it suggests a lack of faith in his own strategy.

* Engagement and Response to Criticism

Kelly’s willingness to engage directly with Campbell’s arguments, as seen in his blog post summarising the debate (linked on X on May 16, 2025), strengthens his position. He lists unanswered questions from Campbell, such as why Campbell assumes the SNP will win specific constituencies like East Lothian and why he shifted from dismissing tactical voting in 2016 to endorsing it now. This shows Kelly’s focus on holding Campbell accountable for inconsistencies.  

Campbell, however, resorts to personal attacks, calling Kelly’s arguments “deranged fan fiction” and refusing to engage in uncensored debate, which Kelly interprets as a sign of weakness. Comments on Wings’ site also suggest frustration with Campbell’s inability to counter Kelly’s points substantively, with one user noting that Kelly “deletes comments because he has no case in response,” but this is less damning than Campbell’s avoidance of direct debate.

* Alignment with Pro-Independence Goals

Kelly’s strategy prioritises a unified pro-independence vote to maintain the SNP’s dominance and secure a Holyrood majority, which he sees as critical for advancing independence. He argues that a fragmented vote could weaken the SNP, reducing the overall pro-independence seat count and delaying a referendum. His focus on the 2026 election as a chance to “make a big offer” to Yes voters reinforces his commitment to the cause.  

Campbell’s approach, while aiming to maximise pro-independence seats, risks diluting the SNP’s mandate. His suggestion to vote unionist in one constituency in 2021 and his refusal to rule out endorsing Reform UK in 2026 (a far-right, anti-independence party) alarmed Kelly and others, as it could confuse or alienate Yes voters. This makes Campbell’s strategy appear less aligned with the broader independence movement.

Why Kelly’s Arguments Prevail

While Campbell’s strategy is mathematically possible, it falters on practicality and evidence. Kelly’s case is stronger because:

Predictability Issue: Kelly correctly notes that polling errors (e.g., Focaldata’s 6-point Labour lead vs. Ipsos’ 10-point SNP lead in 2023) make tactical voting a gamble. Historical attempts, like 2016’s RISE campaign, show it often fails.

Voter Trust: Kelly’s straightforward SNP 1 & 2 strategy is easier to communicate and aligns with the SNP’s role as the leading pro-independence force. Campbell’s complex suggestions, including potential unionist votes, risk confusion and distrust.

Debate Conduct: Kelly’s detailed blog posts and direct challenges to Campbell’s inconsistencies (e.g., citing 2016 Wings articles) demonstrate a stronger commitment to substantive debate. Campbell’s refusal to engage beyond insults weakens his position.

Risk Assessment: Kelly’s focus on minimising risk (losing pro-independence seats to unionists) is more prudent than Campbell’s high-risk, high-reward approach, especially given the SNP’s narrow 2021 majority.

Conclusion

James Kelly won the debate because his arguments were more coherent, evidence-based, and practical for the average voter. He effectively highlighted the risks of tactical voting—unreliable polls, voter coordination challenges, and potential vote fragmentation—while offering a clear, low-risk alternative: voting SNP on both ballots. Campbell’s strategy, though theoretically appealing could optimise pro-independence seats, relies on unrealistic assumptions about voter behaviour and polling accuracy, and his inconsistent positions (e.g., shifting from opposing tactical voting in 2016 to endorsing it) undermined his credibility. Kelly’s focus on simplicity and alignment with the independence movement’s goals made his case more persuasive, as reflected in his detailed rebuttals and Campbell’s retreat to personal attacks."

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UPDATE: A reply to the false claims Stew has made about this blogpost can be found HERE.

Friday, May 16, 2025

More analysis of the Clydebank Waterfront by-election result

Just a quick note to let you know I have a new article at The National about the Clybebank Waterfront by-election, which was won by the SNP but saw a really telling surge for Reform UK, who overtook Labour to finish in second place.  You can read the article HERE.

The BBC have made a catastrophic error of judgement in the way they're handling Israel's Eurovision participation

I mentioned on Tuesday night that I watched the first few minutes of the Ten O'Clock News because it was on immediately after the first Eurovision semi-final, and I was struck by how it was the first time since the genocide started that I had seen the BBC actually do their job properly and lay bare for viewers the horrors that Israel is unleashing in Gaza.  However, even in that programme there was an incident that caused the BBC to be severely (and rightly) criticised.  Jeremy Bowen felt the need to tie himself up in knots in the introduction to his interview with the UNRWA chief Philippe Lazzarini by pointing out that Israel claim UNRWA has been infiltrated by Hamas, but that nevertheless he felt this was the sort of person he should be speaking to.  The BBC clearly believe that Israeli objections, however unfounded, must always be generously acknowledged in absolutely every situation and circumstance.

OK, so in that case what about acknowledging the objections of those who think it is outrageous that Israel are allowed to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest while in the middle of committing genocide on the people of a neighbouring country?  Surely if the BBC, along with their colleagues in the EBU, decided to allow the participation to go ahead, the Bowen precedent meant that they at least needed to put their decision in context and acknowledge how controversial it is?  I thought it was downright sinister last night when the BBC commentators introduced Israel with the usual fluff about the singer's background and didn't acknowledge the elephant in the room even in passing.  Indeed it would have been reasonable to expect the commentators to treat their viewers like adults and explain that there was booing in the hall, but that the producers had made the decision to artificially remove it with technology.

Scott Mills and Rylan Clark are likeable characters who speak to viewers like friends, and yet in one moment they squandered that trust completely and left no doubt that they were on a mission to deceive in service to a pro-Israel agenda.  I suspect they may even have made the decision themselves to act as if the Gaza issue didn't exist, because they did the exact same thing last year, while Graham Norton (who commentated on the grand final) at least mentioned the controversy briefly, which suggests that some discretion for individual commentators is permitted.

Israel have intentionally selected a singer who survived the 7th October attacks.  They've done that to tell a story that justifies genocide to the European public, in much the same manner that Nazi Germany pumped out antisemitic feature films to justify the extermination of Jews.  The way that the BBC and the EBU facilitated and assisted that genocidal storytelling exercise last night was nothing short of nauseating.

"The game's a bogey": shocking 1.6% showing for Alba in the Clydebank by-election raises questions over whether the party will even survive until next year's Holyrood election

Clydebank Waterfront by-election result on first preferences (15th May 2025):

SNP 35.6% (-16.7)
Reform UK 26.3% (n/a)
Labour 25.3% (-12.1)
Liberal Democrats 4.7% (n/a)
Conservatives 2.9% (-4.8)
Greens 2.6% (n/a)
Alba 1.6% (n/a)
Scottish Family Party 0.9% (-1.7)

Thinking back to that string of by-elections late last year where the SNP were getting creditable results but failing to actually win the seats, they'll probably be happy enough for the reverse to be true this time and for them to get the win on a mildly disappointing result.  There's a net swing from SNP to Labour of just over 2%, which is consistent with a nationwide SNP lead over Labour of just under eight percentage points - not as good as the opinion polls suggest.  In the light of my 'tactical voting' debate with Campbell yesterday, I couldn't help but laugh at his clueless reaction to this result on Twitter - he said he might have to revise his prediction of Jackie Baillie holding Dumbarton for Labour.  In reality, of course, if this result was extrapolated to Dumbarton, Jackie Baillie would hold the seat with an increased majority.

If rounded to the nearest whole number, Alba have just about managed their familiar 2%, but nobody I know in the party is clinging to that particular straw this morning.  There's genuine shock at how awful the result is, and for the first time I've heard people wondering if Alba will even survive long enough to take part in the 2026 election.  The chances are they will, but whether they will survive their expected drubbing in that election is another matter entirely.

There's a remarkable consistency to the bad news for the Tories - this result is in line with other by-elections and with all of the opinion poll evidence.  They're being eclipsed by Reform, and they could soon become an irrelevance outside a few pockets of geographical strength.  (Although in those pockets I expect them to hold on in Lib Dem cockroach style.)

What we learned from the Campbell v Kelly tactical voting debate (and it's quite a lot)

When Stuart Campbell theatrically unblocked me on Twitter at lunchtime and demanded that I do the same and engage him in public debate about "tactical voting on the list" (an issue he used to be in total agreement with me about until changing his mind at some point after May 2016), there may have been some people who were innocently asking themselves the question "do you think Stew genuinely wants to debate in good faith, or does he just want another platform to call James the C-word and all the synonyms of 'lunatic' he can think of?"  In which case all I can ask is whether you even know the guy.  I did go through the motions of asking him some searching questions at the outset of the debate, but the futility of the exercise was quickly brought home when he ignored all of my first five or six questions and carried on replying to his own tweets instead in a seemingly neverending monologue.  After ignoring the fifth or sixth question, he said "I've been doing all of the talking so far, so I shall pause now and let you answer the following question", and the comic timing was just too exquisite, I properly cracked up and couldn't stop laughing.  And of course the insanely abusive insults followed on not too long later - it was the quintessential Stew Experience that we've all learned to "adjust" to as the years have gone by and he's become ever more militant, extreme, and angry at the world.

The logic underpinning his destructive tactics is of course to make any sort of real debate totally impossible in order to ensure that the proceedings are more predictable and to make the outcome more likely to be a noisy stalemate rather than a clear defeat.  Engaging in good faith is a risky affair, and that's a risk Stew simply isn't prepared to take.  The reality is that he was probably frustrated that the exchange even went as far as it did - 99% of sentient human beings don't tolerate people talking to them like Stew talks to anyone who disagrees with him, so he's used to 99% of people walking away at a very early stage and leaving him free to declare a hollow triumph.  I didn't, and it was pretty clear that annoyed him - he became progressively more agitated as the day and evening progressed.

Nevertheless, in spite of all the heat and the blue language, I do actually think it was a worthwhile exercise, because he revealed far more than he intended to or probably even realised that he did.  A lot of the most interesting clues lay in what triggered him the most.

* It became very obvious at an early stage that he realised he'd been rumbled and that his claim that the SNP are certain to win a minimum of 65 constituency seats next year simply didn't stack up.  What's still unclear is whether the claim was just a gigantic bluff from the start or whether he just didn't bother checking each constituency's numbers thoroughly enough.  Before he descended fully into the insult-fest, I tried to probe him on whether he stood by his claim that East Lothian is a certain SNP hold (probably his dodgiest claim of the lot, although there are several others), and his reasons for standing by it if he did, but he just flatly refused to engage - he first tried to deflect by pretending it didn't matter whether he stood by the claim, and when that didn't put me off he then went full Trump and denied he'd ever made the claim in the first place!  I'm afraid it's there in black and white - he declared on his blog that the SNP will win 65 seats and specified the eight that they will not win, and East Lothian was not on that latter list.  He even helpfully provided a map in which East Lothian was shaded SNP yellow!

As for his suggestion that it doesn't even matter whether his 65-seat claim was valid or garbage, I'm sorry but it absolutely does matter, and I'll explain why.  With 65 constituency seats, which would be an all-time record high for the SNP, it's at least arguable that the balance of probability might be against them winning any list seats at all.  But once you accept, as it seems that Stew now tacitly does (although good luck to anyone in dragging a direct admission out of him), that a sub-60 haul is far more likely, the list arithmetic changes significantly and the probability moves in favour of the SNP winning at least some list seats, as they have done in every previous Holyrood election that has ever been held.  That's crucial, because Stew's basic claim is that every single SNP list vote will be wasted.  He's not just saying that some or even most will be wasted - for him it's absolutely essential that the claim is all votes because that's the only way he can mess with SNP supporters' heads and try to convince them that they are doing something counter-productive or even irresponsible if they don't vote "tactically" on the list for a fringe Yes party.

Unfortunately for him, the claim just doesn't make sense once the SNP are only in the 50s in constituency seats - but of course he flatly refused to accept that, and put up an alternative brick wall of utter gibberish about how the SNP would supposedly win zero list seats unless they "lost at least five constituency seats in a single electoral region".  Anyone who was nodding along with that as if it was some sort of valid point needs to have a stern word with themselves.  I asked Stew how it was possible that the SNP have list seats *right now* without having lost five constituency seats in a single region.  Unsurprisingly he didn't/couldn't answer.

* In my previous blogpost, I've already drawn attention to the most significant part of the exchange, in which I invited him to take the opportunity to rule out endorsing Reform UK at next year's election and he flatly declined to do so.  That's extraordinary, because any mainstream blogger or commentator who didn't want to be tied down would probably have said something like "I'm not going to be drawn on which party I might endorse, but it goes without saying that I won't be endorsing a far-right party like Reform".  In Stew's case, he might also have been expected to rule out Reform on the grounds that they are anti-independence.  But no.  It seems that far-right anti-independence parties are not beyond the pale for Stew, and he expects people to regard it as normal that he deems them to be one of the menu of options he will be choosing from.

The issue goes beyond that, though, because literally in the minutes prior to him refusing to rule out the Reform endorsement, he had been repeatedly insisting that he was asking people to vote tactically on the list for a "non-SNP pro-indy party".  Even by admitting to the mere possibility that he might endorse Reform, he was directly contradicting what he had only just said.  The fact that he tied himself up in knots so quickly and without much prodding from me at all suggests that there's a basic lack of 'match-fitness' there - I suspect that these days he blanket-rejects all requests for media interviews that might conceivably be hostile, and so he's no longer used to being challenged or put on the spot (not least because he usually scares away anyone who tries it by calling them a c**t).  

* It's obvious that Alba is an incredibly sensitive topic for him.  He maxed out on the mockery as a way to avoid engaging when I asked him whether he condemned the expulsion of Chris McEleny, and whether he condemned the 2023 vote-rigging in the Alba internal elections, and why he refused all guest post submissions to Wings about the vote-rigging.  I suspect he is close to McEleny and that he probably is outraged by the expulsion, and for him that may well mark the end of his relationship with Alba - but he perhaps isn't ready to admit that yet because he fears a hostile response among the many Alba members in his readership.  But what was really weird was the sheer extent of his deranged fury (to use a classic Campbellite/McElenyite phrase), which he had clearly been nursing for several weeks, about the fact that I had identified him as the de facto co-author of the Wee Alba Book - something we might have expected him to be proud of, but which he apparently regards as a mark of shame.  To be clear, Alex Salmond unambiguously named Campbell as the Wee Alba Book editor in his speech to the 2021 Alba conference, and when I was on the Alba NEC in 2021-22, Salmond also gave us verbal updates along the lines of "Robin McAlpine has nearly completed his first draft and will be passing it on to Stuart Campbell for editing shortly".  Stew now claims that he didn't edit it at all, apart from "one word" (he refused to tell me what the "one word" was, and I'm sure we're all now gagging to know!).  But why in God's name does it bother him so much?  I think he's really, deeply embarrassed about his involvement with Alba - he knows he backed the wrong horse for a time, and that bothers him and almost shames him.  The same thing bothers me too, of course, but at least I've owned up to it.

* Without any prompting from me, he pre-emptively tackled the quotes from him that I had dug up from 2016 when he was still opposed to tactical voting on the list.  He clearly thought the most problematical quote was the one in which he claimed that tactical votes might completely backfire and leave us with five fewer pro-indy MSPs than we would otherwise have had.  He tried to make that go away with bluster about how it's not 2016 anymore and how voting patterns have changed and how the arithmetic no longer applies, etc, etc...which is 100% sheer sophistry.  If it was arithmetically possible for tactical voting to backfire in 2016, by definition it's arithmetically possible for tactical voting to backfire in 2026 - unless the electoral system itself has been altered in some way, which it has not.

* What I found almost dizzying from him was his Grand Old Duke of York routine about whether or not he was claiming to know the election result in advance.  When it suited him, it was obviously possible to know the result a year early ("James, you are mentally ill if you think the SNP have any chance of winning dozens of list seats!", etc), but when it didn't suit him, suddenly it became obviously impossible ("polls change, James!", "I can't even predict whether I'll be voting fascist myself yet!", etc).  I think to be charitable we were supposed to conclude that the election result is uncertain but only within very narrow and highly predictable parameters.  The problem for him there is that there are twelve months to go until polling day - and yet how much has changed over the last twelve months?  A Labour lead has been wiped out and replaced with a commanding SNP lead.  It only took Stew himself five months to transition from "there is zero chance of a pro-indy majority" to "a single-party SNP majority is 100% certain".  That's the extent of change that can occur over a short period of time, so Stew can't have it both ways - either all bets are off about how many list seats are up for grabs for the SNP, or he really is claiming to know an election result a year in advance, which is a fundamentally nutty claim.

Thursday, May 15, 2025

Moment of high drama in the Campbell v Kelly tactical voting debate as Wings blogger refuses to rule out endorsing Reform and Farage in the 2026 Holyrood election

I've accepted Stew's "Twitter challenge" - but it's been eerily quiet so far. Buyer's remorse in Bath?


 

While we wait patiently to discover whether Stew still thinks, in the cold light of day, that his challenge was quite such a wizard idea after all, I may as well take this opportunity to provide an explanatory note for the gullible.


I'm sure this will be immediately obvious to most of you, but the anonymous commenter who "knows how I operate", and who "took the precaution of screenshotting his comments" and then "sending them to Stew" was none other than Stew himself.  Even if his writing style wasn't instantly recognisable (nobody else would say "You KNOW current polling means those SNP list votes will be wasted, you're just blinded by hatred of one man"), he gave himself away absolutely blatantly by repeating exact words and phrases he's used in his blogposts within the last week.  He even used his "blinded by hatred" line in a blogpost title.  

It's not at all unusual for Stew to attempt to post anonymous comments on Scot Goes Pop.  In one recent case, he openly admitted doing it, but that was just the tip of the iceberg - he's been doing it intermittently for years and years.  As something of a connoisseur of the Stew prose style, I'm able to intercept most of them.  He does tend to work on the assumption that the rest of the world is too stupid to see straight through him, but there are exceptions to that rule, I'm afraid.

Incidentally, the eagle-eyed among you will have spotted that although Stew has unblocked me on Twitter, he hasn't unmuted me, so doubtless that will be his excuse for "not noticing" that I've taken up his challenge.

When I find myself in times of trouble, he comes to me does Father Stew, speaking words of wisdom, SNP 1 and SNP 2

Alas, the final paragraph of my post yesterday proved every bit as prophetic as I knew it would - there's been plenty more "James Kelly is a raving lunatic" flavoured content from Stew on Twitter since then (but rest assured he DEFINITELY doesn't stalk me!), but not even a trace of a substantive reply to the points I raised in the post demonstrating that his bizarre claim that the SNP are guaranteed to win 65 constituency seats next year, and thus that all SNP list votes will be "wasted", is fraudulent.  It's safe to assume that if he was capable of providing a substantive, credible rebuttal to those points, he would have done so by now.

Luckily, though, help is at hand, and from an unlikely source.  This revelation may make his 2025-vintage Fan Club feel somewhat queasy, but there was actually a time when Stew was not such a fan of "tactical voting on the list" - indeed, he used to very sensibly point out that it wasn't even a viable option.  He was also a fervent proponent of what he would now (misleadingly) call "SNP 1, SNP 2".

It might be useful, then, to delve into this fascinating chapter of Stew History (it was only nine years ago) and see what arguments 2016-vintage anti-tactical-voting Stew would have deployed against 2025-vintage pro-tactical-voting Stew.  Some of those arguments are extremely powerful and I don't think there's much doubt that 2016 Stew would have come out on top in any head-to-head showdown.

Stuart Campbell, 7th January 2016: "If you’re primarily or solely contesting regional seats, and you’re chiefly (as seems to be the case) targeting people who are going to use their first vote for the SNP, “Vote for us so that we can provide strong opposition to the SNP” is a pretty weird pitch.

You’re basically asking people to use their second vote to cancel out their first. And that’s quite a tough angle to be trying to sell them. Just saying, like."

That's an absolutely superb point, 2016 Stew.  You're talking about RISE there, but beyond question what you say also applies equally to Alba in the present day, and given that we know they hang on your every word, it's doubtless something they'll want to reflect on.

Stuart Campbell, 20th April 2016: "RISE AREN’T GOING TO WIN ANY SEATS. They’re just not. They could multiply their current support by 10 in the next two weeks and still be nowhere near. In terms of winning representation at Holyrood for the next five years, a vote for RISE is – categorically and indisputably – a wasted vote.  That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t vote for them if you agree with their policies...But in THIS election, right here right now, voting for RISE is saying “I’m going to leave who Scotland’s list MSPs are to fate, because my vote will count for nothing”."

2016 Stew has pretty brutally slapped down 2025 Stew there.  2025 Stew argues that you can move pro-indy votes around in huge numbers as if they're pieces on a chessboard, and that it's perfectly possible to get fringe pro-indy parties to win list seats just by instructing SNP supporters to vote for them.  But 2016 Stew is having none of it, and quite rightly points out that some parties are so small that they have no realistic chance whatsoever of reaching the threshold for winning list seats - thus guaranteeing that all list votes for them will be totally wasted and will only help unionist parties.  Again, he's talking about RISE, and points out that if they multiplied their support by ten, they still wouldn't be winning seats.  In the case of Alba in the present day, they would need to treble or quadruple their 2021 support to win seats, so exactly the same principle applies - it's simply not credible to think they can pull off that feat, and there's no sign in the opinion polls that they will.  As 2016 Stew so wisely says, a vote for Alba would be "categorically and indisputably a wasted vote".

Stuart Campbell, 20th April 2016: "A “PRO-INDEPENDENCE OPPOSITION” IS IMPOSSIBLE.  The only thing even remotely akin to a meaningful runner-up prize in an election is to be the largest opposition party, which gets you privileged treatment in parliament and the media. But the second-biggest pro-independence party is hoping, at best, to come fourth in this election, which gets you nothing...Whatever else happens in May, “the opposition” will still be Unionist."

We can only imagine how much more scathing 2016 Stew would be about Alba in the present day, who at best are aiming to be in sixth place.  If he thought that fourth place gets you "nothing" and isn't a prize worth having, he'd doubtless be urging voters to steer well clear of any self-styled contenders for sixth place.  2025 Stew will be fuming about it, but 2016 Stew is arguably being harsh but fair here.

Stuart Campbell, 20th April 2016: "A “PRO-INDEPENDENCE OPPOSITION” IS MEANINGLESS ANYWAY.  There are only two possible outcomes of a Holyrood election – either the governing party gets a majority or it doesn’t. If it does, then the composition of the opposition is irrelevant, because the government can pass whatever it wants."

Crikey.  Forthright stuff from 2016 Stew here.  So what Alba is aiming for is not only impossible but undesirable - if a party can't get into government it's completely pointless to even attempt to give them any seats.  2025 Stew will NOT be happy about this.

Stuart Campbell, 20th April 2016: "THE SNP AREN’T GOING TO WIN EVERY CONSTITUENCY SEAT.  Whatever polls say, realistically it simply isn’t going to happen."

Without wanting to sound too sycophantic, I feel this is one of the most crucial points Stew has ever made.  It's vitally important to maintain a healthy scepticism about wild claims that "the SNP are going to clean up in the constituencies and therefore won't need any list votes at all".  And I know that 2016 Stew would agree with me that if it was important to maintain that scepticism in spring 2016 when the SNP were polling in the high 40s in the list ballot, it's even more important in 2025 now that they're polling only in the low 30s, which leaves any suggestion like the one 2025 Stew is making that they're guaranteed to win 65+ constituency seats looking fanciful in the extreme.

Stuart Campbell, 20th April 2016: "there are at a minimum 15 constituencies where the Nats will face, at the very least, a serious fight. If they were to lose just over half of them they’d fall short of a majority and would need list seats to get across the line."

Yup.  Really, really important to not only take into account the best-case scenario in the constituency seats, but also the worst-case scenario, and to bear in mind that the SNP might need a Plan B of lots of list seats if that worst-case scenario plays out.  2025 Stew wants SNP supporters to abandon that back-up option, but 2016 Stew would give short shrift to such a profoundly irresponsible attitude.

Stuart Campbell, 24th April 2016: "The refrain we kept hearing this week from advocates of “tactical” list voting in the name of getting more pro-independence MSPs was “but this is what the polls say!”

Now, there are all sorts of obvious holes in that premise – polls are never exactly correct, and have also historically significantly underestimated the SNP list vote"

An essential and eloquently-expressed point, 2016 Stew.   People can't just pretend, in defiance of all past evidence, that opinion polls are some sort of infallible God, or that they give us precise advance knowledge of what the result of the election will be, or that we can use that knowledge to somehow make "tactical voting on the list" safe and effective.  2025 Stew won't want to hear that truth - in fact he'll probably stamp his feet and furiously denounce it as "the most dishonest, knowingly false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence".

Well, tough.  Because 2016 Stew is right.

Stuart Campbell, 24th April 2016: "what we find is that a very significant swing towards the Greens in the list vote actually results in FIVE FEWER pro-independence MSPs on the list...if you’re going to put your faith in numbers, it’s always worth doing your sums first."

Cripes.  So what you're saying, 2016 Stew, is that there are circumstances in which "tactical voting on the list" can totally backfire and leave you with FEWER pro-independence MSPs than you would otherwise have had, and that people who claim that this danger does not exist are lying to you.

A timely warning, 2016 Stew, and we are grateful to you for it.  Not least, of course, because one of the liars you're warning about is none other than 2025 Stew himself.

This 2016 Stew chap seems a remarkably sensible fellow.  Maybe we could start a Change.org petition to get him back?


Wednesday, May 14, 2025

As requested, here's more statistical detail on why Stew's nutty claim that the SNP will win an all-time record of 65 constituency seats, and no list seats at all, is so obviously wrong

Several of you have asked me to go into more statistical detail about my blogpost on Sunday, which pointed out why Stuart "Stew" Campbell was so obviously wrong in the angry claims he made about the supposed certainty that the SNP will fail to win any list seats at all in next year's Holyrood election.  

So I'll do that, but first of all it's worth pointing out that three days have now passed since that Sunday blogpost, and in that time Stew has continued to post repeated tweets about me (so good luck to him the next time he tries his "I don't stalk James, I barely even mention the guy" schtick!), and one of those tweets even references the Sunday blogpost, so it's highly likely that he read it.  But what we haven't seen from him is any substantive reply to the points I made in that post, most importantly the specific constituency seats I identified that the SNP are actually unlikely to win even though Stew insisted they were nailed-on certainties.  I think it's fair to say that if Stew was actually capable of providing a credible rebuttal of those points, he'd have done so by now.  The fact that all we've seen from him instead is a continuation of his usual "James is a raving lunatic" repertoire ought to tell his cult followers something rather important.

There was a huge amount of padding in what Stew called his "stats post", but his basic claim can be condensed to the following:

* The SNP are certain to reach the target of 65 seats for an overall Holyrood majority, and they will do it on constituency seats alone.

* They will have so many constituency seats that for the first time in their history they will not be allocated any list seats at all, and therefore all of their list votes will be "wasted".

That's an extraordinary and wildly implausible claim in umpteen ways.  It directly contradicts Stew's own insistence from five months ago that there is "zero" chance of a pro-indy majority at Holyrood after the election, let alone a single-party SNP majority.  It means he is predicting that the SNP will win a majority for only the second time in their history, and will do it on constituency seats alone for the first time ever (when Alex Salmond led the SNP to their only majority to date in 2011, he was nowhere near the target of 65 on constituency seats and required substantial numbers of list seats to get over the line).  And Stew is saying that all of this will happen in spite of the fact that the SNP are only polling at 33-34% of the constituency vote at present, which is between thirteen and fifteen percentage points lower than they received in the 2016 and 2021 elections, when they failed to win a majority.  It's all, to put it mildly, a bit bonkers.

The best way of visualising Stew's nutty claim that the SNP are guaranteed to win at least 65 constituency seats is to look at the eight other constituency seats that he is conceding they won't win or might not win. (By the way, all of this is massively complicated by the fact that there's a boundary revision going on, but it hasn't been completed yet so we just have to work with what we've got.)  As I understand it, the Stew Eight are: 

Dumbarton
Edinburgh Southern 
Caithness, Sutherland & Ross
North East Fife
Orkney
Shetland
Edinburgh Western
Ettrick, Roxburgh & Berwickshire

This means by Stew's own admission, if you can find seats the SNP are unlikely to win that are not on the above list, it debunks his claim that the SNP are guaranteed to win 65 constituencies and by extension invalidates his claim that the SNP will win zero list seats and that SNP list votes will be "wasted".

Finding examples of other seats is not at all hard to do, because literally every single seats projection from every single opinion poll is showing the SNP failing to win a number of constituencies from outwith the Stew Eight - hardly surprising given the big drop in the SNP constituency vote.  Here are some hard examples - 

East Lothian constituency, 2021 result:

SNP 39.2%
Labour 36.7%
Conservatives 20.7%
Liberal Democrats 3.4%

Now, come on, you don't need me to hold your hand here - you can see why the SNP's position is so vulnerable.  In a situation where both the SNP and Labour vote may fall, all that would have to happen to allow Labour to gain the seat is for the SNP vote to fall just that little bit more than Labour's.  In reality, opinion polls are suggesting the SNP's vote will fall far more than Labour's - the most recent Survation poll had the SNP down fifteen percentage points from 2021 and Labour down only three points.  On a uniform swing, Labour would gain East Lothian easily, thus driving a coach and horses through the Stew Theorum.  In truth, there's a good reason for thinking Labour might even outperform a uniform swing, because there's a substantial Tory vote in the constituency which they may be able to tactically squeeze.

Galloway & West Dumfries constituency, 2021 result:

Conservatives 47.0%
SNP 39.9%
Labour 7.9%
Greens 2.6%
Liberal Democrats 2.5%

It would be an exaggeration to call this a safe seat for the Tories, but they do have a bit of a cushion over the SNP and there would need to be a significant Tory to SNP swing for the SNP to be able to win here.  In reality, the polls are suggesting a swing from the SNP to the Tories.  Although the most recent Survation poll shows a big eleven point drop in Tory support since 2021, that's dwarfed by the fifteen point drop in SNP support, which means that there's a modest net swing from SNP to Tory of 2%.  The Tories ought therefore to hold Galloway & West Dumfries with a bit to spare, and the same is also true of three other Tory constituencies which Stew is claiming the SNP are certain to gain, namely Eastwood, Aberdeenshire West and Dumfriesshire.

Ayr constituency, 2021 result:

SNP 43.5%
Conservatives 43.1%
Labour 11.0%
Liberal Democrats 1.9%

Although this is an SNP-held seat, it's an ultra-marginal.  The 2% swing to the Tories implied by the recent Survation poll would overwhelm the SNP lead in the constituency and put it back in the Tory column.  For the same reason, the Tories would be likely to gain Banffshire & Buchan Coast from the SNP (even without any help from Christina "Of The Blood" Hendry).

All of these seats are outwith the Stew Eight, and therefore demonstrate why the SNP are likely to fall well short of 65 constituency seats and will thus have much more scope to pick up compensatory list seats than Stew's fraudulent "analysis" suggests - as long, of course, as SNP supporters actually vote SNP on the list and don't waste their votes on no-hoper fringe parties in the way that siren voices such as Stew's are trying to persuade them to do.

I've spoken to three or four stats-minded people since the weekend and all of them are utterly baffled as to how Stew arrived at some of what might laughably be called his "constituency projections", most particularly for the several seats that ought to be Tory but that he's inexplicably awarded to the SNP.  There's a lot of smoke and mirrors in his post - he goes into extensive detail when it suits him to give the impression that he's engaged in some kind of rigorous Curtice-quality statistical analysis, but for the substantial parts of his claim that make no sense whatsoever, he tries to paper over the cracks with throwaway, bombastic statements such as "there is no sane way to imagine [the Tories] holding the four seats we’ve turned SNP yellow".  Er, yes there is, Stew.  Yes, there is, and I've just explained it.

I confidently predict that Stew will provide no substantive response to any of the points raised above.  I also confidently predict that he'll instead treat us to another sixty-seven "James Kelly is a shambolic wreck of a gibbering imbecile" tweets.  It really is great fun, I'm not going to deny that I always thoroughly enjoy his epic meltdowns and temper-tantrums.  But all I'd say to his dwindling band of cult followers is this: if you enjoy that kind of thing as much as I do, fine, but don't ever come to me again and try to pretend with a straight face that your guy is some kind of serious, credible, rigorous "analyst" (let alone a "journalist").

Could Starmer's Rivers of Blood speech be the death-knell for the Labour Party as we know it?

I wondered after Starmer's "Rivers of Blood" speech on Monday whether it was one of those key political moments that everyone would remember decades later, like Mrs Thatcher's "the lady's not for turning", or Harold Wilson's "the pound in your pocket" or James Callaghan's "there was I, waiting at the church" or Callaghan's "Crisis? What crisis?" (although of course he never used those exact words).  Then I thought I might be a getting a little bit carried away - but now 48 hours later I'm back to my original position.  The speech seems to have fundamentally changed how people view Starmer, and many of his former backers have now distanced himself from him.

When asked to explain how an unreconstructed Bennite like Jeremy Corbyn managed to be elected leader of the Labour Party in 2015, something which was supposed to have been impossible, some commentators pinpointed the "controls on immigration" mug released under Ed Miliband's leadership as having been pivotal - it moved some Labour members away from the imperative of "we must find a winner to lead us" and towards "we must find a leader who will uphold some basic standards".  If a mug with a generic message about "controlling" immigration could have that effect on Labour members, the mind boggles as to the effect of the party leader echoing the language of Enoch Powell.

I'm not suggesting this means history will repeat itself and Starmer will be replaced as Labour leader by a Bennite or Corbynite - the rules have been stitched up to ensure that is highly unlikely.  But Labour members who cannot stomach what Starmer has become will look for an alternative, and if they can't find a viable alternative within the Labour party, they'll find one outside.  It's always a mistake to assume that people have nowhere else to go.  The same is true for the more liberal component of Labour's rump voter coalition, which offers a major opportunity for the Greens and possibly the Lib Dems in England, and for the SNP in Scotland.  Labour may not have much of a support base left the way things are going.

But won't any liberal voters Starmer loses be offset by the racist Reform voters he clearly intended to attract with his speech?  I don't think they will, because if you hate immigrants enough for that to be the main determinant of your vote, you're going to vote for the Real McCoy of Reform, you're scarcely going to bother with an unreliable semi-skimmed version offered by a former human rights lawyer who can't seem to make up his mind what he believes in.

The thinking behind inserting the Powell language is puzzling, because it's not as if the ordinary racist on the street can recite Powell's 1968 speech backwards - they would only recognise where the words came from if the media explained it to them.  So presumably the idea must have been that racists would be informed that Starmer had borrowed Powell's language, would immediately accept that as intentional and authentic, and would think "he's just like us normal people who know Enoch Powell was right, I'm going to vote for that geezer".  Seems a bit of a stretch.

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I hardly ever watch news bulletins on linear TV channels these days, and so I only caught the first few minutes of the Ten O'Clock News last night because it happened to immediately follow the first Eurovision semi-final.  My jaw dropped to the floor somewhat, because for the first time since the genocide started the BBC seemed to be doing something approximating to its job.  The gravity of the situation, and Israel's responsibility for it, was laid bare, and Jeremy Bowen even repeatedly used the words "stop genocide" without any of the usual caveats about strenuous Israeli denials.

It's too little, too late, of course, but even at this late stage anything that educates the public will increase pressure on the Labour government to temper its unlimited support for the genocidal Israeli regime, and is thus better than nothing.

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

In case you missed it: Bonnie Prince Bob's excoriating video calling out leading Alba Party politicians for their support of genocide-apologist blogger Stuart "Stew" Campbell

I am extremely confident that eventually, although it may take several years, there will be an official ruling from the international court that Israel has committed genocide in Gaza, and that as a result, however slowly and reluctantly, western European governments (but probably not the government of the United States) will start to accept their own complicity in one of the gravest crimes in modern human history.  If that seems implausible at present, remember that changes of government regularly occur in democratic states, and it's a lot easier to accept blame for something that occurred when a different set of politicians were in charge.  Even the Iraq War was eventually denounced as "illegal" from the government despatch box at PMQs - albeit by Nick Clegg when he was deputising for David Cameron.

I also have little doubt that once academic experts can access Gaza and examine the full range of evidence, it will be established that Israel has slaughtered (either directly, or by indirect methods such as starvation) far, far, far more Palestinians than the official death toll from what the BBC call the "Hamas-run health ministry" currently suggests, and that a very substantial percentage of the target population will therefore have been exterminated in the genocide.  Anyone who supported or defended the Israeli government's actions during this period will be permanently stained by history - and it'll be very hard for them to resort to the excuse that they didn't properly understand what was going on, given how extensive the video evidence of both Israel's war crimes and its genocidal intent has been.

Which brings us inevitably to the subject of the formerly pro-independence blogger Stuart "Stew" Campbell, who initially fully supported Netanyahu's war crimes as a legitimate response against "terrorist scum", and who more recently has settled into trivialising the genocide as a silly little squabble between two sides who are no better than each other, and that everyone else should stay out of - ie. he clearly doesn't think countries such as the UK should take any action to prevent Palestinians being exterminated on an industrial scale, because he apparently sees their lives as being of very little value, or that there should be any effort to break the Israeli blockade to stop Palestinian children being literally starved to death.  He also mocks anti-genocide protestors in the UK as "flagshaggers".

All of the great many other things that are so thoroughly objectionable about Campbell, not least his current unsubtle attempts to steer his disciples towards voting for the soft-fascist Reform UK at next year's Holyrood election, pale into insignificance compared to his disgusting apologism for Bibi and the genocide.

The well-kent figure of Bonnie Prince Bob has now posted a video criticising leading Alba Party politicians Tommy Sheridan and Neale Hanvey (but particularly Mr Sheridan) for seemingly defending Campbell and his views on the genocide.  This is a contradiction that has struck me a number of times.  Alba has made a big effort to portray itself as being on the right side of history as far as Gaza is concerned, and yet at exactly the same time it has persisted with its excruciating declarations of unrequited love for Campbell, still regarded as the party's spiritual godfather even though he continually tells his disciples to vote against Alba by backing unionist parties.  And remember it's not just Campbell himself who has some sympathy for the Netanyahu regime - if you read through the comments on Wings you'll find plenty of support for what Israel is doing.

I've had to temporarily switch pre-moderation back on in the comments section of this blog for one simple reason: I've been swamped by literally hundreds of attempted comments over the weekend containing puerile insults and abuse from the Stew Fan Club.  But there was one anonymous insult that interested me, because in a sense it made a perfectly fair point.  It simply said: "Stu > James"-- Alex.  That's actually entirely accurate.  At Slanszh Media's IMAX event not long before Salmond's death, the former First Minister went out of his way to invite Campbell to attack "the lesser internet figures" who had pointed out that Campbell no longer supports independence.  I have little doubt, given the context, that this was an indirect reference to me, and that it was intended as a coded signal of three things: a) that I was no longer "in favour" with Salmond, b) that Salmond had okayed the demand from Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh and the Corri Nostra that I be expelled from the Alba Party, and c) that the Netanyahu apologist Campbell, by contrast, was still regarded as beyond reproach and as the party's spiritual lodestar.  That strikes me as considerably more of a problem for the Alba Party than it is for me.

I don't agree with everything in Bonnie Prince Bob's video.  I personally think it's a mistake to bang on about the evils of "Zionism" too much, because it needlessly drives a wedge between anti-Zionist opponents of the genocide, and those who oppose the genocide while also supporting Israel's continued existence as a Jewish state within its legal pre-1967 boundaries.  However, the best way of being sure that the video also makes plenty of telling points is that it's really, really got under Campbell's skin.  Apart from well over a dozen tweets in the space of a few hours trying to portray Bonnie Prince Bob as "unhinged", he's even running a Twitter poll asking whether Bonnie Prince Bob or me is "winning the mental-off".  To even be mentioned in the same breath as me in the "Stew is calling you lots of synonyms for a lunatic" stakes means that BPB is almost certainly doing something very, very right.

The video has also been lauded by the critics as "more compelling than Slanszh Media's little-watched weekly YouTube show Tas Is Still Talking".

Sunday, May 11, 2025

The dizzyingly fast transition between "Old Stew" and "New Stew": fickle Somerset blogger's shock confession that he has gone from saying there is zero chance of a pro-independence majority in Holyrood after the 2026 election to now saying there is a 100% certainty of the SNP winning an *outright majority on their own*

I'm indebted to an anonymous commenter on the previous thread for pointing out another astounding feature of Stew's blogpost today that I initially overlooked - 

"Campbell is making a complete blithering idiot of himself at this point. It really is great fun. In the space of just six months, he's gone from 'there is zero chance of a pro-independence majority, barring an alien invasion' to 'anyone who says the SNP will take fewer than 65 constituency seats is manifestly, obviously, indisputably idiotic'. 65 seats means he's now predicting not just a pro-indy majority, but a single-party SNP majority! Life comes at you fast.

Keep doing what you're doing, James, in his frantic desperation to 'prove you wrong', all he's succeeding in doing is exposing his own bluster for what it is."

And in case anyone is in any doubt, yes, he really has transitioned over a period of a few months (actually five months or so) from saying that there is zero chance of a pro-independence majority after the 2026 Holyrood election to saying that there is a 100% chance of the SNP on their own having a single-party majority after the 2026 Holyrood election.  The evidence is there in black and white - 

"Old Stew", 3rd December 2024: "We’re going to call this one early: there is zero prospect of a pro-indy majority after the next Holyrood election. None. Barring a nuclear war or an alien invasion or some equally implausible revolutionary event, it’s simply not happening"

"New Stew", 11th May 2025: "Labour are the opposition in most of the 62 constituency seats currently held by the SNP, and we cannot think of a single one they could credibly hope to capture...Similarly, with the Tory constituency vote in the True North poll having been HALVED from the 22% they got in 2021, there is no sane way to imagine them either holding the four seats we’ve turned SNP yellow on that map...or capturing any that are currently held by anyone else...And as far as we can think off the top of our heads, the only seat anywhere in Scotland in which the Lib Dems are in 2nd place and might therefore have a realistic chance of taking it from the SNP is Caithness, Sutherland and Ross...so we’ve given them it on our projection...That gives the SNP 65 constituency seats...we invite anyone to provide examples of seats they think we’ve got wrong."

For the uninitiated, there are 129 seats in the Scottish Parliament, so if the SNP win a minimum of 65 constituency seats, as Stew claims they are certain to do, they will have an outright majority in the parliament even if they do not win a single list seat.  So Stew really has gone from saying in December that there was a zero per cent chance of a pro-independence majority in Holyrood to saying now that there is a 100% chance of a pro-independence majority in Holyrood, and indeed that there is a 100% chance of the SNP winning only their second outright single-party majority in Holyrood, and their first since Alex Salmond was First Minister.

I don't know if he thinks his readers have the memory-span of goldfish or if he just thinks they're stupid, but to state the bleedin' obvious, this is not a credible 'evolution of a prediction'. He's turned the compass completely upside down and hoped no-one will notice.  And there hasn't been an alien invasion or a nuclear war since December, so there are no excuses for him there - there have been political events over the last few months, of course, but nothing that wouldn't have looked to be well within the bounds of the possible.  

For those of you who still haven't twigged how Stew operates, I'll let you into a little secret - he didn't believe in December that there was no chance of a pro-indy majority, and he doesn't believe now that the SNP are certain to win a majority on constituency seats alone.  What he does is look at the prevailing situation and try to find an 'angle' to bash the SNP with.  In December, it was "oh the SNP are doing so badly, there's no chance of a pro-indy majority so there's no point in voting for them, best be sensible and cast a protest vote instead, troops!", and now it's "oh the SNP are doing so well, they're going to win practically every constituency, that means they have no chance to win any list seats, best be sensible and cast a tactical vote against the SNP, troops!"

Both versions are complete tripe.  He's been challenging people all day to identify which of the 65 constituency seats he says are nailed-on for the SNP might be won by another party.  Well, that's not actually a very difficult thing to do, because the standard projections from current opinion polls are not showing the SNP on 65 constituency seats - hardly surprising, because even under first-past-the-post it's phenomenally improbable that a party could win 89% of the seats on 33% or 34% of the vote.

For example, if you plug the results of the most recent Survation poll into the best known seats projector, it has the SNP winning only 57 constituency seats - eight fewer than what Stew claims is a certainty.  They would lose East Lothian to Labour, Banffshire & Buchan Coast and Ayr to the Conservatives, Caithness, Sutherland & Ross to the Liberal Democrats, and Glasgow Kelvin to the Greens (I'm dubious about the latter, but who knows).  They would also fail to gain the four seats from the Tories that Stew says they would be certain to do.

I really don't know how the cult members manage to keep taking this guy seriously given the regularity with which he makes claims of absolute certainty that rapidly turn out to be completely wrong, and then tosses them into the memory hole with a shrug and a "that never happened, you know".  But what I would say is this: for God's sake, keep your money firmly in your pocket when he claims today on Twitter that the SNP are so certain to take 65 constituency seats and no list seats that such an outcome can be safely bet upon.  He doesn't believe a word of what he's saying, and if by any miracle he really is daft enough to believe it, he is catastrophically wrong, yet again.

U OK hun? Stew's extraordinarily epic squeal of pain after suffering that rarest of experiences for him: being confronted with the *truth*

Well, what a truly unexpected treat.  The man who famously "never even mentions me" has now written a second novel-length blogpost about me within the space of just three days.  And you can tell he's really angry this time, because he hasn't even bothered trotting out his usual schtick of "the fact that I'm writing this blogpost about him doesn't detract from my strenuous denials that I ever mention him, indeed if you think this blogpost about him exists or that you're reading it, that's probably just a figment of your imagination".  And yes, that's what tells you he's angry, and not his claims that I'm "blinded by hate", "disturbingly close to a complete psychotic mental breakdown", and "demonstrably insane to the point of requiring psychiatric intervention", because that's just Stew's little thing, it's his equivalent of love poetry.  We'd be worried about him if he didn't do it.

So what on earth could have made him so furious with me?  Remarkably, it was the fact that I dared to point out the obvious to him - that, far from his fraudulent claims that all SNP list votes will "definitely" be wasted next year and that "we know this", in reality the SNP have won list seats in every single Holyrood election in history and in 2026 will have a stronger opportunity to win a substantial number of list seats than in any election since 2007.  The reason is that their current share of the vote on the constituency ballot in opinion polls is significantly lower than it was in the 2011, 2016 and 2021 elections, and at least for large parties, the worse you do on the constituency ballot, the greater the scope to be compensated with significant numbers of seats on the list ballot - but only, of course, if you attract enough list votes, which you may not do if some of your own supporters are foolish enough to follow Stew's advice and vote for their second-choice or third-choice party on the list on a supposedly "tactical" basis.

According to Stew, what I've just outlined is not only a lie, but "the most dishonest, knowingly false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence".  Crikey, what an accolade.  I'm touched, Stew.

Just one snag, though: it's not a lie.  And the fact that's it not a lie is remarkably easy to demonstrate.  "We'll keep this brief", as the Great One himself would say.

In the 2011 election, the SNP took 45.4% of the vote on the constituency ballot.

In the 2016 election, the SNP took 46.5% of the vote on the constituency ballot.

In the 2021 election, the SNP took 47.7% of the vote on the constituency ballot.

Whereas in an average of the last five Holyrood opinion polls, conducted between January and this month, the SNP's constituency vote share stands at just 34.4%.  That's a very considerable drop on all of the last three elections, thus opening up an obvious opportunity for the SNP to improve their allocation of compensatory list seats.

Understandably, Stew can't bring himself to directly acknowledge this elephant in the room, because to do so would drive a coach-and-horses through his fatuous claim that (and I paraphrase) "the SNP didn't win many list seats in 2021, and 2026 will be just like 2021", when in fact 2016 is highly likely to be radically different from 2021, and from 2016, and from 2011.  However, he does tacitly nod towards his little problem by claiming "FPTP (first-past-the-post) does not care the tiniest jot what size your vote share is".  Blimey, that's handy for you, isn't it, Stew?  

So what, pray tell, does FPTP "care about"?  It certainly doesn't always care about which party is in the lead, because in the 2007 Holyrood election, the SNP won the popular vote on the constituency ballot (albeit narrowly), but only won 21 constituency seats compared to Labour's 37.  That's right - Labour won an absolute majority of the 73 constituency seats despite being in second place on the constituency vote.  If SNP supporters had been daft enough to think "my party are going to win the constituency ballot so they don't need any list votes", Alex Salmond would never have become First Minister and we'd have been stuck with Jack McConnell for another four long years.

The best that can be said is that there's a weak correlation between the gap in the popular vote between the first-placed party and the second-placed party, and the share of constituency seats that the first-placed party takes.  But if we make that the test, as Stew wants us to do, does it actually help his case?  No, I'm afraid it doesn't.  "This won't take long", as the Great One himself would say.

In the 2011 election, the SNP had a 13.7% lead on the constituency ballot over the second-placed party.

In the 2016 election, the SNP had a 23.9% lead on the constituency ballot over the second-placed party.

In the 2021 election, the SNP had a 25.8% lead on the constituency ballot over the second-placed party.

Whereas in an average of the last five opinion polls, the SNP have a 14.4% lead over the second-placed party.  So that lead is way down on both 2016 and 2021, and is roughly identical to 2011 - when of course the SNP took no fewer than sixteen list seats, and won at least one list seat in seven of the eight electoral regions, thus ensuring that the overwhelming majority of SNP list votes were not "wasted".  So whichever way you cut it, the SNP have a much better chance of winning substantial numbers of list seats in 2026 than they've had for many, many years.  The only thing that will stop them doing that will be if they fail to win enough list votes - and remember the number of list votes they'd require is not in some sort of 'unachievable zone', because all they'd need is the sort of percentage vote on the list they've achieved many times before.   The fact that Stew is so desperate to convince you that it is somehow unachievable tells you three things: a) he knows the SNP could well increase their number of list seats and doesn't want that to happen, b) he thinks the only way to stop it happening is by deceptive means, and c) he thinks you're stupid enough to be duped.

We all know that some people are so totally infatuated with the elusive notion that the list vote can somehow be "hacked" (it's the modern-day equivalent of turning lead into gold) that a very small percentage of independence supporters will probably ignore the immense risks and attempt to "tactically vote on the list".  But if Stew was being honest with his readers (which of course is the one thing that will never happen) he'd warn them that the danger of inadvertently helping unionist parties is far greater than it was in 2021 or 2016, because the SNP do have a good chance of winning a fair number of list seats on this occasion, and if you don't vote SNP on the list you could gift-wrap those seats and hand them to Labour, the Tories, the Lib Dems or Reform.  An honest Stew would also point out that anyone even thinking about taking a punt on tactical voting needs to be responsible and consider the question of which pro-independence parties are actually capable of winning any list seats at all, because if you 'tactically' vote for a no-hoper party with no chance of winning list seats, you really are throwing your vote away and helping the Brit Nats.

It's not possible to say with any precision what percentage chance each party has of winning list seats, because there are too many variables involved.  But let's try to make an intuitive stab at it anyway.

Alba: Their chances of winning list seats are close to zero.  They would have to treble or quadruple their negligible vote share from last time around, whereas opinion polls (with the exception of the occasional outlier) suggest that their popularity has not significantly increased since then.  Their probability of winning even one list seat must surely be below 10%, and some would say below 5%.

Greens: Their chances of winning list seats are close to 100%.  That wasn't the case in previous elections, but they're now well enough established to make it more or less unthinkable that they'll fall short.  That doesn't necessarily mean that they'll win a list seat in all of the eight electoral regions, but in the last election they managed it in seven of the eight regions, and their support may be a touch higher than it was back then.  So if you vote Green on the list, at the absolute mimimum there must be an 80% chance that your vote will not be wasted.

SNP: This is the hardest one to judge, because unlike the Greens and Alba, the SNP will be winning constituency seats, and the number of constituency seats they win in each region (which is unknowable in advance) will have a huge impact on their chances of winning big numbers of list seats.  However, past evidence suggests that their chance of winning at least one list seat somewhere in Scotland is not that much lower than 100%.  The number of electoral regions they win a list seat in could be anywhere in a broad range between zero and all eight, depending on how well they fare on the constituency ballot.

So even taking into account the high level of uncertainty, one truth shines through - that the chances of a tactical vote for the Greens being effective, or at least of it not backfiring, are many, many, many times greater than the chances of a tactical vote for Alba being effective.  Anyone in their right mind thinking of going down the tactical voting route (which I repeat I think would be very foolish) will be forced to conclude that the Greens are the only rational option available.  But don't ask Stew to be honest about that fact, because he'll start turning purple, stamping his little feet furiously, and calling you "deranged", "a lunatic" and "on the verge of a total psychotic mental breakdown".  

Or come to think of it, maybe you should get Stew to do all of that, because I can tell you from personal experience that there really is no entertainment quite like it.