I wanted to vote but Big Brother told me it was illegal.
I went to the polling station, and Big Brother's police smashed me in the face with a truncheon.
They did it to save democracy and protect my human rights.
I checked with Big Brother's European allies to make sure he hadn't malfunctioned in some way, but they said "no, this is all perfectly normal".
The votes were counted and the result was announced, but Big Brother explained there hadn't been an election at all. It had just been my imagination.
Some people attempted to implement the result of the imaginary election, but Big Brother's judges tried to arrest them and they had to flee to another country.
Then Big Brother decided to hold an election of his own. It would be much better than the imaginary election because it wouldn't be imaginary, and because everyone would be able to take part.
I tried to vote for my favourite candidates in Big Brother's election, but found I couldn't because they were in jail for organising the imaginary election.
So I tried to vote for my second favourite candidates, but found I couldn't because Big Brother had banned their party for campaigning in the imaginary election.
I did manage to vote for my third favourite candidates. And they won. Hurrah!
But then Big Brother annulled the election results because it was undemocratic for the winners to win.
I went on a demonstration because I didn't think this was fair. Big Brother's police smashed me in the face with a truncheon again and I suddenly remembered it was all totally fair.
Freedom is Slavery.
Dictatorship is Democracy.
I love Big Brother.
I saw all the videos of the brave peace-loving quiet majority of unionists who came out in support of democracy and unity. At first it seemed to me that they were Nazis, because they were covered in swastika tattoos and giving Hitler salutes and singing songs celebrating fascism, but the Daily Record reported that it was actually the other side doing that, so my vision must be wrong or something.
ReplyDeleteAnd the BBC haven't mentioned any of the Nazi stuff, so maybe it didn't happen after all. I remember it didn't happen in George Square either and that independence supporters are the nasty ones. A cancer... That's what some of the more we'll paid BBC employees call us. I'm so glad I'm legally obliged to give them money.
Long live the state.
Liar and fascist Irish Jocko making up history. Scumbag.
DeleteGSTQ FTP WATP
DeleteA nice fascist broke Marta's fingers one at a time for trying to vote.
ReplyDeleteIt proves one thing and that is the Catelonian Parliament was a liability and a waste of public money. Holyrood next then Cardiff then Stormont. End the Gravy Trains. The Jocko MP'S could sit once a week in Westminster and deal with Scottish business then aff tae the Red Lion for lunch.
ReplyDeleteWhy even have Westminster? All that seems to go on there is skirt-chasing and paedophilia. You're happy for them to fleece you like this?
DeleteYes. Because is an educationally sub-normal little Brit Fascist who touches kids.
DeleteJocko MP'S have so little tae dae they sher the same burd. Sexual harassment endemic in the Parliament's. So much time oan ther hauns. Tory sugar tits.
ReplyDeleteI fancy Eugenie but my boyfriend fancies Beatrice
DeleteThe EU as a body was shaken, but was never really going to be all that put out by the UK's departure. It had never really taken its coat off since it arrived, and always had one foot out the door. And quite frankly, it's not that important a country. What's happening in Catalonia, on the other hand, is much more troubling. Arresting politicians for holding a vote? Charging them with rebellion, for God's sake? And then the EU backing the Castilians? That kind of thing is a REAL flaw in the EU diamond, and one the entire jewel could shatter upon if struck badly. Britain is nothing; THIS is the kind of thing that animates people.
ReplyDeleteSo 66 million people in the UK are nothing! Strange how the EU fascists who are milking the taxpayers want the UK to remain. And we have the joke Jock Nat sis who want the EU to run Scotland...and all you knobends are concerned about is an area in Spain.
DeleteYep, definitely a case of Jockholm Syndrome. A suitable case for treatment...
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ReplyDeleteYou are an irredeemable wanker, "GWC", and so is your push n pull buddy, "Rumpy Pumpy".
Giving it all for England are you, you two fascist diddies?
Simply fuck off as per the only language register you vaguely seem to grasp.
The Catalans and us Scots will outlast you democratically. Thus, I wonder what other rock you will flee to in order to poke your spiteful nose out of?
The auld muppet is upset. Whits wrang did yer maw get pumped by an English sojer?
DeleteI fancy an english sojer a really big one
DeleteImpersonator, you have had a big English one so far up yer erse you are chokin.
DeleteAgreed. Disregard the Britnat agent provocateur. It's fishing for insults, which it will then share with other ultra-right-wing authoritarian Britnats as evidence of our supposed evil.
DeleteAnon are you some kind of thick religious knobend going on about evil.
DeleteGet your brain in gear.
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