Just before I forget, I thought I'd trawl through the archives to track down an example of Tom Harris' praise for David Cameron, bashfully posted under a pseudonym ("Devo Max") at PB -
"Cameron wants the question settled for the good of all.
Unlike Salmond, who wants the question delayed for the good of Salmond.
Another year in Bute House? Yes thanks."
The good of all? How touching. Evidently we now have one Scottish Labour MP who won't be ashamed to share a platform with Cameron during the referendum campaign - albeit only after first donning a balaclava, and pretending to have no name, past or party allegiance.
We're watching you, Tom. (And as with New Labour's beloved CCTV cameras and intrusive surveillance policies, if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear, right?)
Having backed the wrong brother and found himself out in the cold with the London Labour leadership, he tried his hand at the Scottish leadership.
ReplyDeleteAnd having lost that badly, he was obliged to take a job from his rival and became the Twitter Tsar for a few days, until he thought it a jolly wheeze to show his technological talents by making a video comparing the first minister of his country to Hitler. Smart.
So having cocked up everything he tried to do with the Labour Party, it looks like Tommy Twitter is about to become Tom to Tory.
He'll fit in with them. They cock up everything they touch too.