Eat your heart out, Keith 'the Oracle' Mills

I hope it hasn't escaped anyone's notice that, in spite of my absurd self-doubts, I was naturally correct in my prediction that Susanna Georgi would sweep to victory in tonight's Andorran selection for Eurovision. And in true self-effacing Mills fashion, let me just also observe that this extends my incredible track record of correctly predicting the outcome of Andorran national selections to an astounding one year in succession.