Thursday, March 27, 2025

"Alba insiders" tell The Sun that the leadership election was rigged: yup, that'll be Disgruntled Employee (aka Mad Dog) again

Now I'm not saying all of the leaks from "Alba insiders" to the unionist press over the last few months have necessarily come from "Mad Dog" - it's just that all of the quotes have sounded exactly like him speaking, they've all served his own selfish purpose, and it's hard to see who else would have done it.  The latest one fits that template yet again - here's the anonymous quote in The Sun that we're all obliged to pretend might have come from *absolutely anyone*...

"There are questions as to whether the whole vote was rigged.  Four returning officers were used in an election that lasted as many weeks with only one remaining at the end.  It must be the first leadership election in history that only half of a membership voted in and hundreds if not thousands of members at the start of the year didn’t get to vote in.”

Is it plausible that the election was rigged?  Yes.  Everyone knows at this stage that the 2023 Alba internal elections were shamelessly rigged, and if it can happen once it can certainly happen again.  However, McEleny's own fingerprints were all over the fiddling of the 2023 elections - as General Secretary he gave Alex Salmond the green light to unconstitutionally nullify the victories of Denise Findlay and Jacqui Bijster in the Organisation Convener and Membership Support Convener elections respectively (because Tyrannical Tas wanted them gone at all costs).  The elections were then re-run without Ms Findlay and Ms Bijster as candidates.  McEleny also cynically removed Ms Bijster's name from the list of candidates for Ordinary Members of the NEC, even though she had been properly nominated and had not chosen to withdraw from the race.

So it was to be hoped that now McEleny has been sacked as General Secretary, something that should really have happened months or years ago, the conduct and integrity of internal elections would improve markedly.  And indeed, I've been asking around, and the anecdotal accounts of irregularities are much smaller in number this time.  There are just a handful of reports of people not receiving their online link to the ballot, plus one report of someone receiving a ballot even though she is no longer an Alba member.  So no obvious sign of the industrial-scale vote-rigging that we saw under McEleny's guiding hand in 2023.

He's also on pretty weak ground in suggesting the low turnout is somehow in itself indicative of rigging.  I'd suggest a 50% turnout is in fact all too plausible and it demonstrates that Alba's claimed member numbers are effectively a mirage.  If you can't even be bothered taking a few seconds out of your day to vote for the next party leader, there's clearly zero chance of you turning up to LACU meetings or campaigning sessions.  A very large chunk of the Alba membership is therefore totally inactive and dormant.  And that's happened on McEleny's own watch, remember.

Perhaps the most important point is this.  At the start of last year, McEleny reacted furiously to the accurate claims that the 2023 elections were rigged.  Posing as a tinpot Central American dictator, he described anyone who told the truth about those elections as "enemies of the party" and set about abusing the disciplinary procedure to purge them, with the eager assistance of the disgraceful Disciplinary Committee chair Josh Robertson.  Simply for writing a guest post on the Iain Lawson blog raising some polite and legitimate questions, Colin Alexander was expelled outright.  Denise Somerville was supposedly only "suspended for six months", but in the long run that turned out to be a de facto expulsion.

If McEleny believed back then that simply pointing out that rigged elections were rigged was somehow inconsistent with the duties of Alba membership, then let's be blunt: he lives by the sword and he dies by the sword.  On the standard that he himself has set down, running to the unionist press with a cry of vote-rigging, when the evidence is actually much weaker this time, must by definition be an expulsion offence.  It's an extraordinary thing to do when he knows he is already likely to be facing disciplinary action.

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Shannon has been speaking butterfly language to the caterpillar people again - 


Profound, Shannon, profound.  You're the modern-day Sartre.  And it's good to know that you're only motivated by independence, because some have suggested that you were nepotistically employed by your mum when she was an MP, and there have also been a few whispers about a certain fondness for champagne. 

75 comments:

  1. Golly. It makes my blood boil. And I'm taking time out of my holiday in Madeira to write this. I'm flipping well livid!

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    1. I thought ifs was in Lanzarote

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  2. I like Champagne 🍾. My mum said in a few months time I will be leader she will fix it for me .

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    1. 🎵 Knee deep in Salmond Blo… oh, wait, wrong song. Easy mistake!

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    2. Carole-Anne Puffnidge is prime suspect for planting stories about Shazza and Coatbridge Champagne.

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    3. Dolores InverarityMarch 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM

      All this tittle tattle about Carole-Anne Puffnidge is a malicious lie.

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  3. Self gain, Shannon? What, like this?
    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/ayrshires-snp-at-war-over-20174675

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    1. Try this article, and notice the common link:

      https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/18811259.local-snp-special-measures-accusations/

      I was a member for 3 years in North Ayrshire and never saw any bullying by Kenneth Gibson.

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    2. But Nicola wouldn't kiss you

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    3. Toads only kiss princesses, obvs.

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  4. Mm - MacAskill seems to display an overt sense of entitlement in his demeanor, constantly referring to his history with Alex which is a bit unsettling if you're a casual observer. He doesn't come across as much of a listener - is he? - and gives the impression of my way or the high way. Something a bit off there.

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    1. I think that you're right. We'll soon see. I doubt that the grip of the current cliques will loosen. The Alba Party is not going to attract honest people of superior intelligence who are committed to independence without root and branch reform.

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    2. I don’t think it’s necessarily entitlement - more a combination of what’s driving him and also being uncertain about his own leadership capabilities.

      Could be all three, but Kenny has never struck me as entitled.

      Principled, passionate, well read, determined… that’s Kenny in my mind…

      …but also slightly lacking in the people skills (or at least media presentation skills) that a leader should have. Perhaps he mentions Alex so much because he doubts himself slightly.

      On the same note, Ash mentioned Alex more - those embarrassing articles and interviews saying “Alex wanted me to he his deputy”.

      Jesus, the guy’s deid. Honour his memory by trying your best and uniting your movement and party, don’t piss on it by making unprovable statements that benefit only you.

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    3. What is Alba, though, besides a tribute act to Eck? It already looked like one when he was there, himself!

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  5. Just glad I'm not, and never likely to be, involved with this bunch of anti democratic spivs. A new Scotland run with this kind of political gutter crawling - aye right !

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  6. Alba needs Chris, Scotland needs Chris! 😉

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    1. Did you leave the t off the end in Chris?

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    2. Chris shall rise again. It is prophesied.

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  7. It is a matter of deep regret to all of us in the Alba Party that Chris McEleny has chosen to personalise this.

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  8. Opinion poll after opinion poll shows that Chris McEleny is a mad dog who needs to be tamed.

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    1. Poll after poll shows most mutts prefer Pedigree Chum.

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  9. I voted.

    Email was received, loud and clear. I also know other members who said they were unsure if they had received - they had, i just had to nudge them to look properly.

    Been member since Day 1.

    Past votes weren’t always sent out or obvious.

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  10. Anyone know where I can see the acceptance speeches for all 4 winners and losers?

    Iv heard Regan and McEleny were quite bitter. Be good to hear or at least read the speeches, first.

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    1. You'll search in vain for Ash Regan's concession speech, because she refused to make one.

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    2. It's actually quite telling. After the results came in Alba quickly tweeted that Ash was part of Alba's leadership team with an image of Kenny MacAskill, Ash Regan & Neale Hanvey standing together holding a Scotland United banner.

      Today the Party account has even retweeted a speech Ash gave in the Scottish Parlimant... but she still hasn't congratulated Kenny (like she did with Humza when he won the SNP leadership election she took part in).

      If she was serious when she said that the Alba Party needed to turn the page and unite why isn't she leading by example?

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    3. As I said in the blogpost, the most logical explanation is that she's planning to leave the party. If she intended to make it work within Alba, a few gracious words about the new leader would have been the bare minimum.

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    4. Would be hard for anyone to take her seriously if she does that.

      'I didn't get my way so I'm going to leave'. Once is fair enough, twice is a pattern.

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    5. In fairness, she would still have been in fewer parties than Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh.

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    6. If she leaves, what are her options?
      SNP - no chance?
      Independent? Mibbe
      New Party? Eedjit option
      Reform? Seriously doubt it, but if so even bigger eedjit.

      Shame. Iv generally liked Ash up until this election. Still do, but don’t like her choice of allies, or her snide slandering of Kenny both live on STV at the hustings - real leaders and people of merit don’t resort to this behaviour.
      It’s not unforgivable behaviour, but if she leaves after losing, 2 parties in a row says more about her own personality than those she was competing against.

      I hope she stays. I like her. Shown herself to be brave in recent times.

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    7. That Tas comment James 😆

      I’ve thought the same, before but three points in her defence:

      1) you don’t have to look too far in Scottish Politics to find people who have been in 3 parties plus
      2)Tas never left in the blatant huff like Ash (might - it’s no happened yet, and she may yet surprise us)
      3) Tas grew up a Tory as her dad was one. She spent less than a year in Labour, before moving to SNP before it was fashionable. Her reasons for leaving SNP, I have no issue with.

      Also, I think you are a bit younger than her. As am I. As far as i’m aware, we’ve both been SNP and Alba members…:We don’t know what the future holds.. One of us, or both, could very well catch up or overtake her. Don’t slag your elders for small things. Plenty of other obvious reasons to slag Tasmina.



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    8. Deleted Reform troll in Bali -

      "Any update on whether gay folk can go to Gaza James. Any advice is welcome."

      I'm afraid there's been no change since I last answered your question three or four days ago. It is not safe for gay people to go to Gaza. Like anyone else in Gaza, they would be at exceptionally high risk of being exterminated at the hands of the genocidal Israeli occupying forces.

      It is unlikely the answer to your question will change no matter how many times you ask it, so your time would be better spent answering the questions of mine that you keep ignoring -

      1) Why do you support the genocide?

      2) Why do you support it so *enthusiastically*?

      3) Why in particular do you support the ongoing massacres of children?

      4) How do you sleep at night?

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  11. I think it's worth saying as a general rule, some people are easily led. They are gullible and can be flattered to deceive.

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    1. You just flatter yourself indy

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    2. Yes.

      That’s true of all parties, Alba included.

      It’s even more true of the Holyrood parties.

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    3. Anon at 12.21 ... please explain how "it's even more true of the Holyrood parties".

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  12. Francis is missing so far.. his wee man will be getting a good thrashing.

    I notice he was at pains to say he is moderating the bevvy these days.

    Maybe he may reinvent himself as a moderate? YOU FANNIES and FILTH etc seems to be his buzz words.

    Mind you the yoons will miss his banter.

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    1. Have we got a date yet for the book release?

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    2. Try to stay offline when you get back from the pub. You come across as an angry wee wanker (intentional).

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    3. Nicola Sturgeon will be releasing "Frankly" on 14 August. David Francis will be releasing "Zzzzzzz" on 9 September (anniversary of Flodden).

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    4. If "Frankly" consists of the word Zzzzzzz repeated 60 thousand times, will the National still give it a rave review?

      It was 500 times originally, but Val helped her out.

      Place your bets

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    5. Zzzzzz is mine. I have copyright. It’s a piece of genius. Get’s the mouth frothers in an absolute state. Don’t dare attribute it to D F.

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  13. Methuselah Simpson-AyoandeMarch 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM

    I think he's finished the Alba Files series now. It certainly opened people's eyes to how ALBA was behaving. It would be ironic if James's detailed criticisms of CM lead to the two being reunited back in the SNP though, wouldn't it!?

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    1. It won't. The SNP have already completed vetting for Holyrood candidates. McEleny will only be interested in parties that offer him at least a theoretical route to becoming an MSP.

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    2. Dear Nigel,

      Please, please pretty please take Chris and plump him in a plum spot on the list. Holyrood needs his audacity and mendaciousness, and he’ll make an outstanding toady for you. You don’t know what you’remkissing.

      Yours, Ribbit

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    3. Reform Scotland: “Do you know what’s fundamentally wrong with our country today?”
      Punter: British rule?
      Chris: Steady on. I wouldn’t go that far. I was referring to the migrants.
      Punter: You mean all the English moving up here?
      Chris: That’s racist! Shame on you. But, y’know, we’re a broad tent so you can still vote for us if you’re nice.

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  14. The rev branching out into top shelf publications is he? Slightly surprising direction for the oldest virgin in Bath. Oooh err matron. Please send him money.

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    1. He can at least take solace in the Darwinism of it all. Bless.

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    2. Unfair. He claims to have had a girlfriend in 1972.

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    3. He was only five in 1972.

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    4. You don't know her. She's in Canada.

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  15. The SNP absolutely needs "all the talents" of power-mad, self-obsessed, crawlers like McEleny. Honestly, he must be re-admitted ASAP! He's a perfect fit for the finest bunch of Troughers in Scotland. An outstanding natural talent.

    Hope he treats his future underlings well! Best of luck to all of you.

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    1. SNP insider: We would welcome Chris rejoining the party. He has a strong reputation for party discipline and keeping the members on message. Something which has been badly missing in recent years.

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    2. Will ye ever stop using the back seat as your hotel, pal?

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    3. Right, you, OOT THE BUS! This isnae sheltered housing! It's the 42!

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    4. Nope, McEleny should join NSP. He and Bell deserve each other.

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    5. You really need to get that narcolepsy looked into, Zizzy. Must be dangerous for you.

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    6. Not Zzzzzzzzz really.

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  16. Anon, SNP INsider. I dont think you are. Most SNP members I know dont want him near the party nor Regan nor Cherry who kicked the party in the teeth on a number of occassions- when things were tough enough as it was. Still John Swinney appears to be moving the party to a successful Holyrood election-still a lot can happen. I would like Independence on the ballot papers.

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    1. Cherry's still in your party, diddy.

      I know she's a bad fit, but you haven't quite expelled her yet.

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    2. She's retired from active politics.

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    3. 20.59am so has Sturgeon. Difference is that Sturgeon is ripping off the taxpayer.

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    4. Cherry would be a good fit for Labour but probably stays in SNP to cause as much 'it's all about me' trouble as she can. LOL! Gotta get some legal business dosh and keep up a public 'I'm a cut above' profile.

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    5. Anon at 11.13. Clueless as to what MSPs do or the way Holyrood functions. Ignorant wee man that you are.

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  17. thank allah peas be upon him that we still have the SNP to cling to

    if it weren't for them I couln't flash my shaved nuts at 8 year olds and get paid for it

    and it they win another mandala westmonsters pederasty will be unmentionable ... sorry ...

    POSITION WILL BE UNTENABL

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  18. mandate

    mandate

    mandate

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    1. Get yourself on a gay dating app. See what’s available.

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  19. Ahhhhh..........the sweet smell of Bullshit in the morning!

    The putrid stench of Wingnuts, Albaists and Yoons is overwhelming on here.

    What you need, James, is a part time, extra moderator to clean out all that shite............................😉


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    1. You're writing a load of zimbelling twib twob. Eff off to fairyland

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    2. Lol.

      What's your address there, Dummy???

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    3. Wings, Alba, Stu Campbell...nobody is interested in them. That must be why Dave posts about them incessantly.🤣🤣🤣

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    4. Nobody is interested in Alba says the same people who always post about them. Yes that includes you Francis.

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    5. The owner of this Site consistently does, pal - much to your obvious annoyance.

      Tough shit.

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