So 24 hours late, here's what I was planning to post last night before Robert Reid, Robert Reid came riding through the glen. As a result of my article the other day about returning to the SNP and my reasons for doing so, there has been a sharp increase in online attacks on me from the McEleny Militants (or should that be Christopher's Commandos?), and most of those attacks fall within a small number of broad themes. One of those themes strikes me as very odd indeed.
The gist of it is "So you're a Devo Nat now, are you, James? A Do Nothing Nat? A keep begging Westminster for an indyref Nat?" What I would say here, very gently, is that if you see it that way, and if you feel so terribly strongly about it, and if you wanted me to keep on supporting Alba on the list vote instead, it does beg one rather obvious question. And that question is...
So why did you expel me, then?
I haven't seen anyone even attempt to address that question, let alone come up with a credible answer. It's very easy, chaps, to pretend that my return to the SNP was some sort of totally inexplicable bolt from the blue, rather than the direct outcome of a downright nasty process that the Alba leadership initiated, and that they retained total agency over throughout. As recently as twelve days ago, my appeal against expulsion was still active, and the situation could still have been resolved. Instead, the Alba leadership made very, very sure that my expulsion was upheld and that the bridges were permanently burnt. If you think that was a mistake, take it up with them, because it was no choice of mine.
But even though the bridges have been burnt with me, there are still many Alba members who are just about hanging on within the party, even though they have been shabbily treated, or are deeply unhappy with the party's direction. Instead of ranting at me, I would suggest you get your thinking caps on and work out what you're going to do to prevent those other people filing through the exit door in the not too distant future. Here are three very simple suggestions -
1) For the love of God, stop expelling and suspending people on trumped up charges. I know there's always a temptation to say to yourselves "yeah, but she's only one person, and we particularly dislike her nose, so there's no harm in getting rid of her, surely". The problem is that the member with the objectionable nose is likely to have a few friends in the party who will walk out in solidarity, creating a ripple effect. And even if she doesn't have any friends within the party, once you abuse your power in that way a few times, people will start to notice the pattern and will be deeply disturbed by it.
2) Offer people who disagree with the Alba leadership's policies and strategies some hope that they can bring about change if their arguments are persuasive enough. Only that way will they feel they have a stake within the party. And yes, that does mean replacing Alba's sham internal democracy with a real democracy. It means, at a minimum, introducing one member, one vote for NEC and Conference Committee elections. As Churchill said, democracy is the worst system of governance until you've tried all of the others.
3) Put an end to the toxic culture of bullying within Alba. Unlike with steps 1 and 2, there's no easy button that can be pushed to instantly make this happen. The Shannon Donoghues of this world will always exist, and will always exist in all parties. But what can be done is to ensure that bullies do not have special protection just because they happen to be the daughter of the Deputy General Secretary, for example. There are far too many people within Alba who get to act with total impunity because of who they know, or who they are related to, or because they bring funding or media contacts to the table.
One of the other themes of the attacks on me is to mock the idea that I was a "senior" member of Alba. Now, to be absolutely clear, that isn't a word I used about myself. The National described me in that way, presumably because I was an elected member of the Alba NEC in 2021-22. If you want to quibble about the word, that's absolutely fine, but bear in mind that what you're saying is that being an elected member of the NEC is not a position of much significance - which frankly says far more about Alba's sham internal democracy than it does about me. And you may well have a valid point, because the Alba NEC is indeed mostly a rubberstamp body. As I've mentioned a few times, there was just one occasion in my year on the NEC when I insisted on a formal vote about something rather than allowing the leadership's wishes to go through on the nod (it was about Alba's choice of ballot description for the 2022 local elections). Tasmina allowed the vote to take place, but not before looking momentarily stunned that the rubberstamp process wasn't functioning as normal.
It's also been repeatedly suggested that the SNP must have "offered" or "promised" me something to get me back. If you really believe that, you don't have a clue about the nature of the SNP or the way it operates. The SNP is an enormous organisation, and the idea that it would be bothered enough about one blogger to start "promising" things is just silly beyond words.
Even more fanciful have been the suggestions that I went back to the SNP for career reasons, ie. to get a BBC pundit slot or something like that. Again, the idea that the BBC are queueing up to put SNP bloggers on TV is just barking mad. As a political blogger over the last seventeen years, I have been interviewed on the BBC just twice, and both times were before I first joined the SNP in 2014. I was of no more interest to the BBC in the SNP than I was in Alba.
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ReplyDeleteEvery day will start with GMM - Good Morning McEleny, featuring McEleny news, weather with McEleny, McEleny's tips for snazzy dressing and of course, everybody's favourite, McEleny as your agony aunt!
During the day there will be features such as The Antique McEleny, Judge McEleny, McEleny Patrol for the kids, along with Dancing McElenies and the return of Noddy and McEleny.
After News at McEleny we have evening of such classics as Dancing on McEleny, Strictly McEleny and McEleny's Den, with the totally unmissable Emergency Ward McEleny. Oldtimers may remember McEleny Cars, McEleny of Dock Green and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, McEleny.
Towards midnight you can tune in to the Top 40 McEleny's, and through the night with McEleny 24!
Don't miss it; tuning in is as simple as ABC.
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, McEleny"
DeleteI preferred the sequel, McEleny's People.
My own fave is The Andy Swan Who Came In From The Cold.
DeleteMy fave rave is The Groom Who Flew The Custard.
DeleteGet it? The Alba Party? Elites?
I'm reading between Dave Francis lines, helping... and support his tough, manly stance. Lots to catch up on James' latest.
ReplyDeleteDave Francis. I love his stuff. Dave is so "strong" it makes me weak at the knees having such a strong guy fighting for indy. I think I'm reading he is advocating for a rearrangemnt of John Swinney's front bench.
He is asking for.. let's get some experience back into the fold here. Bring back Deek Mackay.. finance and the young white male yoooth.. so much better than Mrs Glakit. Derek connects with the young folk by text and is good at maths.. he knows about the Laffer curve.
A missing talent is Partick Grady.. He needs to be tempeted out his new charity job back into the SNP fold. I could name many but there is so much hidden talent. Jorden Linden.. yes unavailable at the moment but a budding star.
Swinney needs to get parents telt about sex education. These young parents need to learn aboot the nutella and the bananas. Soor Alba and aw that?
This could swing indy! Dave Francis can you help tak esome time af spanking yir boaby and give us some ideas and a way oot this mess.
Dave Francis.. Reform UK will set you free! Maybe you you could learn to love Kate Forbes and she will set you free..
Yon Kate Forbes has no place in an indy Scotland.. she is far too clever for her own good.. Ah mean see her qualifacations from Oxbridge. A pile of shite! cf Humza with his call centre experience. Humza is the man. I see there was some terrible handle on X ( twitter aboot Humza bin shagging) that is right oot of order!
Now I've just made a couple of recommendations. In summary I bet the SNP are delighted to have James back.
That said James is going to have to do a lot of stable cleaning!
Now we all know indy is in the shit. The stables are stinking! Reform are on the march! Ask who is to blame? Folk like James and Salmond spent much time laying the ground work.
The SNP have destroyed their selves and are not able to adapt.. but the world has moved on. China and Islam are a huge threat to the basic way we live..Indy Scotland has run its course.
Look at reform. David Frances ( the habituial boaby spanker) just rule them out as right wing nutters.. but Refom have even got stated campainging properly in Svotalnd yet!
Just hink this..
Scotland has always been traditionall conservative with a small "C"
Scots work hard and we are proud. Dave Francis.. you are a disgrace with you poncing about.
Late night booze fuelled ramblings. Sadly, the decaf won't help this level of krazee!
ReplyDeleteA bit of housekeeping, James, but have you remembered to cancel your Alba membership direct debit?
ReplyDeleteOne key point that is being raised though, which you omitted to address in both the National article and this blog, is the reasoning behind your decision to rejoin the SNP and your belief that it can be reformed.
ReplyDeleteMany are questioning why you’ve chosen to rejoin a party that hasn’t addressed the reasons behind its declining membership, its significant drop in the polls, the loss of 38 MPs at the General Election, or why a notable portion of independence supporters no longer back them.
The party has shown little willingness to reflect on its past failures, introduce genuine reforms, or reach out to those it has alienated. Even the much-discussed Constitutional Convention, promised in 2020 and supported by members in 2023, has yet to materialise. The SNP has done very little to regain trust or win back former supporters.
Given the political turmoil of the last decade, if the SNP were going to adopt a bold and decisive independence strategy, they would have done so by now. Instead, the messaging suggests a return to the starting line. It’s hard to see why anyone would get behind that approach after everything that’s happened.
The real question remaining isn’t just why you left Alba but why you believe the SNP can be reformed. If you do it then raises another question: why did you join Alba in the first place instead of staying within the SNP to push for those changes? Rejoining now, after all the issues the SNP has faced, only adds to the confusion for many people.
I'm curious about this too. If we completely ignore Alba for the moment (which tbh is easy to do) what would your pitch be to a former SNP member for why the SNP has changed and now is the optimal time to return home?
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