A couple of years ago, I did a brief round-up of the more unusual search engine queries that had led unsuspecting surfers to this blog. I thought it was high time for a more comprehensive list, although believe it or not this is merely the family-friendly edition...
Annabel Croft hates Greg Rusedski
Deadly weapons big breasts
Do 81% of North Sea revenues belong to England? (Er...no.)
Does Alex Salmond have a personal trainer? (Again, my guess would be no.)
Giraffes AV Prescott
Have you got the guts to vote SDP?
How do I get the best sexual experience with an escort in Indianapolis?
I hate First Buses
If Scotland goes independent who pays there unemployed
Is it wrong I payed a cleaner for sex?
Is Annabel Croft a homophobe
Is Barry Manilow a democrat
Is Scotland more violent than us
James Kelly MSP not doing so well
Johann Lamont Krankie
John McTernan does he have a butler
Ku Klux Klan unicycle fairy
Muscular women popping
Naked Goes Pop
Naked News with Jim Kelly
Naked pictures of women from Wick, Caithness
Or the kitten gets it
One million Scots to crush
Painted toenail experiences in public
Say er er er er er say la la la la la
Scottish are inferior to English
The SNP should be banned
Tom Harris moderator on Labour Hame? (Surely not!)
What is the meaning of tae in tae think again
Who is Plato from PoliticalBetting? (Answer : As a "libertarian with a fiscal conservative twist", Plato has the distinction of being Britain's most representative "floating voter", and is someone who Labour must "win back" to have "any chance" of winning the next general election. She is also noted for "never reading" this blog, contrary to the grossly misleading impression given by her familiarity with the contents of this blog. She has done 248 jobs in her relatively short working life, and has naturally signed the Official Secrets Act. Were you really expecting a name?)
Why don't people go to the moon
You allowed on Facebook with electronic tagging?
Alex Salmond English can leave our country alone haggis