Sunday, May 11, 2008

My issues with this year's Eurovision contestants - no. 1

Kalomira of Greece

"An open book, an open book, well I'm sorry I am not..."

Is it entirely healthy to be quite so bloody triumphant about not being an open book? I'm not a slightly ajar door but I don't feel the need to witter on about it endlessly. But the lassie's narcissism doesn't end there -

"Sometimes I'm acting like a lady
sometimes woman, sometimes baby"


Oooh, what an enigma. If it's all the same to you, love, I might forego all this "finding your secret combination" and "winning a destination in the centre of your heart" malarkey and just concentrate on having a chocolate hobnob instead. At least you know where you are with one of those.

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