Ani Lorak of Ukraine
"Since I've lived in your shade
Every step that I made
Brought me nothing but zero"
Nothing but zero? That's a helluva lot of zero. Fair dos, the girl's got my sympathy, but there's still no excuse for the display of petulance we see later on -
"Baby, don't call me baby"
Round our way, we'd call that rank hypocrisy, baby.