In the light of Nicola Sturgeon urging SNP supporters to "chap every door" in Scotland before the general election, I'd like to propose this as a possible campaign song -
Chap every door for me
Banish Ed Balls from me
Children of Scotland are never alone
For we know we shall find
Our own peace of mind
For we have been VOWED
A land of our own!
OK, it was written by a Tory peer (Andrew Lloyd-Webber) and a former UKIP donor (Tim Rice), but life's full of little ironies...
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UPDATE : For those of you who have expressed concerns that I may not be able to make a living as a songwriter, fear not. One of the great things about being a Twitter user with a name like James Kelly is that you get to try out all sorts of exciting alternative careers that you would never previously have considered. Just over the last few days, I've been a brilliant young womenswear designer, and a daredevil longboard skateboarder. Who'd have thought it, eh? Me, a simple lad from Cumbernauld.