Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Is it possible to watch the Eurovision Song Contest this year and still be a human being?

I must admit my own lifelong enthusiasm for the Eurovision Song Contest has dried up a bit recently - but that's actually not because of Israel.  As long-term readers of the blog will remember, I went to Liverpool two years ago to see the semi-finals, and ended up in hospital due to a really nasty fall a few minutes after the second semi-final finished when I tripped over a large chain that was bizarrely placed right across a pedestrian walkway by the river.  (To this day I simply cannot believe that such an obvious hazard was allowed to stay in place during a huge influx of visitors to the area - I really should have sent a written complaint to Liverpool City Council but I never got round to it.) 

As a result of that, I've found myself thinking "if it wasn't for my stupid love of Eurovision, I would never have been in Liverpool that night and it would never have happened".  I know that's totally irrational - the whole point about freakish incidents is that you don't see them coming and therefore you can't do much to avoid them, but unfortunately that's the way my mind seems to work.  A few weeks afterwards, a friend of mine said he thought I was displaying mild symptoms of PTSD, and in retrospect maybe he had a point.  I haven't listened to a single one of the songs this year, and I couldn't even tell you off the top of my head who is representing the UK, which is unheard of for me.

However, I'm sure I will watch the contest - it's an annual ritual for me and I can't imagine not doing it.  And that does raise moral questions, because it's absolutely insane that Israel is allowed to compete as normal while they're in the middle of committing a genocide.  Three participating countries have called for Israel's exclusion, but that will gain absolutely no traction because the apologists for Israel, led by Germany, have far too much influence within the European Broadcasting Union.  Israel will not only be allowed to participate, but will doubtless also be actively protected as they were last year with anti-booing technology while the song is being performed.

So if people like me who hate what Israel is doing still want to watch the contest, is there any other way we can protest?  The obvious point is that the outcome of the contest is partly decided by popular vote, and therefore there's an opportunity to vote tactically.  But of course this isn't Big Brother - you can't vote negatively against the entry you most want to lose, and it's actually a lot easier for Israeli ex-pats and Israel apologists to organise themselves to ensure Israel ends up with an artificially good result, as they did last year.  

Probably the best thing to do is just accept that Israel are likely to do well, but vote tactically to avoid the ultimate calamity of them actually winning and getting to host the contest next year.  They're currently sixth favourites in the betting, so there may be a strong case for voting tactically for Sweden, who are yet again outright favourites to win, or for Austria, who aren't far behind as second favourites.

Another possible tack would be to 'reward' countries who have taken the strongest anti-genocide stand - most obviously Ireland, and perhaps also Spain, Norway, Iceland and Slovenia.

For a lot of people, part of the fun of watching Eurovision is to share their thoughts with others in real time on social media, so that creates an opportunity to point out that the booing of Israel is being removed by technological means, which many people will perhaps be oblivious to.  It's also worth monitoring social media to see if subtitled clips emerge, as they did last year, of the Israeli TV commentators making disgraceful comments in Hebrew that mocked other countries' participants as being Hamas lovers.  That would be an absolutely blatant breach of the contest's rules against political interventions, and it would be hard (albeit not impossible) for the EBU to ignore complaints about it.

38 comments:

  1. Perhaps just try harder to not give a toss about the whole thing, James! It's always been mostly about politics and hardly anything to do with the artists anyway. It's all a bit of a nonsense for me.

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    1. I'm sorry, but you're completely missing the point. The problem isn't the internal feelings of any individual, and therefore the problem doesn't go away by that individual changing his or her mindset. The problem is a propaganda triumph for the genocidal state of Israel, and that's a real problem that does require a concrete solution.

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    2. You have 3 years to put a civil claim for damages. Go to a lawyer , now.

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  2. I like see pretty lady's in short skirts sing pretty songs. They win

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  3. "Is it possible to watch the Eurovision Song Contest this year and still be a human being?"

    Before reading on I thought it was going to be about the terrible singing.

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  4. Exactly. Wanting to watch calls into question one's level of consciousness

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  5. Personally, I listen no stop to 'Der Leiermann' for the full desolation experience of the world today

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  6. It would b e better if they skipped the songs and went straight to the voting. That way we could get to the pub and celebrate another win for Luxemburg. "Luxemburg 18 points"

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  7. I don't know what it is about Eurovision that triggers people so much, but this happens every year, and I really don't want to spend the rest of the day deleting another fifty personally insulting comments. No more, thank you.

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  8. It used to be a song competition now it's just a televised yearly gayfest

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  9. Eurovision hasn't been the same since Wogan retired.

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    1. It hasn't changed. It's just the Brits have a different commentator pretending not to be an integral part of it.

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    2. As far as I was concerned Wogan was the only point of watching it.

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    3. Shut it, and keep yer pussy tae yerself.

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    4. YIRF2 loves all the Brits

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    5. Wogan is from Limerick you one track twit. Limerick is in Ireland.

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    6. West Britain more like.

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    7. TΓ©igh ar ais ag an scoil agat!

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  10. https://archive.is/NqFyW

    So, on the very day Swinney delivers his Programme for Government, Sturgeon steals his limelight by talking about the UKSC sex ruling.

    All she had to say was "Ask me tomorrow".

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    1. You dont like Sturgeon and you living in Ayrshire too!. Maybe your angst should be directed to The National?

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    2. YIR2 thinks he should be in charge of all the politics, he's a buffoon of a big mouth

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    3. Only YRF is entitled to an opinion

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    4. But enough about me, I'm sorry but your love is unrequited. *sad face*

      Do you have any opinion about my actual posting or hasn't anyone told you what to think yet?

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    5. YIR2. The great pretender/bellender. New word. YIR2 is not the sharpest. Best laughed at. Bit like Eurovision.

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    6. YIR2. Nil points.

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  11. Back on the eighties or thereabouts it genuinely was a song contest about the music (love or loathe it). Now it’s just 90% political voting.

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  12. No, James. To watch is to be complicit.

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  13. I'd love Israel to win and then try to keep out everyone who now wants to do that country harm. They have created a force far larger than Hamas ever would have been. Israelis can no longer go anywhere in the world in peace.

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    1. Your final sentence is accurate, but not in the away you intended it. Cretin. Genocide suits you.

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  14. Even without the political dimension, I still find it difficult to understand how anyone would voluntarily watch it

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  15. If the SNP et al had genuinely played to the “once in a generation” line since the last IndyRef we could now be starting momentum towards the next vote. But instead of keeping their powder dry up til now, they constantly banged on about rerunning the vote almost as soon as the 2014 votes were counted and now no one is interested.

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    1. Like a child they thought if they kept asking for one that No would eventually turn into a Yes.

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  16. Anybody know who Amanda Lynch is? Is she this years English entry?

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  17. will no one think of the gays? why should people hide who they are, for loving the love that they need, but must never speak of. And sending them to jail, locked up with all the young lads. It's wrong.

    Has there ever been a gay person on the television, film or the theatre?

    equal rights now. And thick johnnies and lube on the NHS as prescription.

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    1. behind the kelvingrove bandstand at sunset - as for big tony the rampant rider

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