Firstly, and this is perhaps the most important point of all, Stuart Campbell DEFINITELY does not stalk me. The idea is utterly preposterous. As he makes clear in all of his dozens of blogposts about me, and all of his hundreds of tweets about me, I'm somebody he barely even mentions. It almost never happens, and frankly if it wasn't for his need to regularly and VERY BRIEFLY clear up the fact that I'm somebody he doesn't really mention, he'd scarcely have any call to write dozens of lengthy blogposts about me and hundreds of tweets about me. As his fan club so rightly point out: "you're absolutely correct, Stew, apart from the dozens of blogposts and hundreds of tweets you write about him (all of which you have exceptionally good reasons for), you never even mention the guy, so his claim that you stalk him rather than the other way round is simply HI-LAR-I-OUS, please take lots of my cash for your satirical and ironic fundraiser about trans people".
Glad we've cleared that up. So I'm now going to respond to Stew's lengthy blogpost about me from last night, and later on (probably in a separate post) I'll respond to the long comment he left on this blog earlier today, which he also screenshotted and reposted in a tweet. However, I really do need to stress that the fact that he's been blogging at length about me within the last 24 hours, and tweeting about me within the last 24 hours, and leaving long comments on this blog within the last 24 hours, IN NO WAY DETRACTS from the fact that I'm someone he never, ever mentions, and that he DEFINITELY does not stalk me. Please understand and accept this.
What set him off last night was the post in which I pointed out that he didn't have a leg to stand on when he whinges about the SNP doing nothing to deliver independence, given that his own contribution to the cause was to instruct his readers to vote Labour, and thus to vote against independence, at last year's general election. Rather novelly, his response to my post has been to openly admit that he did indeed tell people to vote Labour (in the past he's always ludicrously denied backing unionist parties after the event, even when the evidence was there in black and white), but he's tried to excuse himself by basically saying "John Swinney wanted me to do it", ie. because Mr Swinney supposedly said that Labour's mis-steps in government would increase support for independence. That's a pretty weak effort even by Stew's standards (I'm not sure his heart is really in this anymore), because of course Mr Swinney wanted the Labour government to be facing several dozen SNP MPs on the other side of the chamber, and you were never going to get that by voting Labour in Scotland.
However, let's humour Stew, assume that he somehow 'misconstrued' Mr Swinney's words, and check back to last summer to see if it's true that he only urged people to vote Labour to help Mr Swinney and the SNP out.
Ah. It turns out it's not true, and that Stew wanted his readers to vote Labour to harm the SNP, which he claimed without explanation would somehow magically bring independence closer. Well, that's a major shock, isn't it, who'd have thought it. This is what he posted ten days before the general election -
"VOTING FOR UNIONISTS: This is, for obvious reasons, the least palatable option for indy fans, but also by far the most effective way to get rid of the SNP, which is the prerequisite for any progress towards independence..."
So I'm afraid I have to return to my original point. As the "John Swinney told me to do it" schtick turns out, quite staggeringly, to be garbage, we still do need a progress report from Stew on how his advice to Scotland last July to elect a majority of Labour MPs (exactly what happened, but probably not because of him), has brought about "progress towards independence", as he promised it would. We need some kind of estimate from Stew about exactly when Keir Starmer will deliver independence, and we need a brutally honest assessment about whether the pace of "progress" has been sufficient to justify the pain caused by voting Labour, namely the scrapping of winter fuel payments to pensioners, the devastating cuts to benefits for disabled people, and the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Alternatively, Stew could just admit that advising people to vote for an anti-independence party to get "progress towards independence" was without doubt the most galactically cretinous piece of advice to be given by anyone, anywhere in the world, in the last few thousand years, and delete his internet presence out of shame. That's probably what I'd do in his shoes, but hey, everybody's different.
"So next year for Holyrood, ignore what we say and take the frothing nutter’s advice: vote SNP1 and SNP2."
If the "frothing nutter" is supposed to be me, I can assure Stew that I've never advised anyone to spoil their ballot in the way he seems to think by writing the number "2" anywhere on their list ballot paper. I do not use the moronic and highly misleading "1 & 2" shorthand, and never have done. Nor, incidentally, have I specifically urged anyone to vote "both votes SNP" - that's what I personally intend to do, but all I've ever said to other people (including in all past Holyrood elections) is that the list vote is the more important of the two votes, and that they should use it on their first choice party, whatever that party happens to be.
"But hey, who are we to argue with the razor-sharp insight of the 143rd-most-popular politics blog of 2011, right?"
You know, it's an interesting thing, Stew. Whatever this blog's ranking may or may not have been in its infancy in 2011, it is now the third most-read political blog in Scotland according to SimilarWeb. And the only reason I even know of the existence of the SimilarWeb rankings is that Stew used to boast about them on a monthly basis - until, mysteriously, he suddenly stopped mentioning them altogether after last autumn. Now why would that be, I wonder? It might possibly be because when he last mentioned them, Wings had more than 500,000 monthly visits, but those have now more than halved to around 240,000 as people finally tire of his neverending and tedious gender identity obsession. He also used to boast about having around ten times as many monthly visits as Scot Goes Pop, but that's now down to around four times as many, and a few weeks ago it had dipped to below three times as many.
Although I'll respond in a fresh post to his lengthy abusive rant in the comments section of this blog, there was one line that was sort of 'thematically linked' to the above, so I'll deal with it now -
"You're a tragic, broken shambles of a man and I honestly just pity you and your increasingly desperate and unsuccessful attempts to get people to pay you for your rants, when even the woeful Bella Caledonia can raise 10 times as much from their micro-audience."
Again, that seems to tacitly concede that Scot Goes Pop does have a much bigger readership than Bella, otherwise there'd be no call for surprise that Bella has been more successful in its fundraising. I wasn't actually aware until now of how Bella's fundraiser had fared, because unlike Stew I don't obsessively monitor that sort of thing. It has to be said that this stuff really matters to Stew. Having more readers than any other Scottish political blog, having more funding than any other Scottish blog, having more Twitter engagement than other bloggers (and by God, he cares about Twitter engagement) is practically his whole life, and he checks on a daily if not hourly basis to make sure nothing has gone wrong yet. He'd feel like he was nothing if it was all taken away from him. But here's the thing, Stew: eventually it will be taken away. Nobody can stay at the top of the pile forever, and your trajectory is already firmly downwards. I'm not suggesting Scot Goes Pop will overtake Wings any time soon, but Wee Ginger Dug may well do. I think you need more of what politicians call a "hinterland" so that it won't feel like quite so much of a blow when the moment inevitably comes.
And to put it mildly, there's a bit of a problem with choosing this moment of all moments to make snide comments about fundraising, because I haven't even mentioned my own fundraiser for weeks even though it does indeed remain well short of its target, whereas only a few days ago Stew launched an "ironic" and "satirical" fundraiser about the trans issue, and has so far pocketed £77 from it. "For God's sake, it's quite clearly JUST A BIT OF FUN and it makes a GOOD POINT" chant the Stew Fan Club, to which all I can ask is "so, the money isn't real, then, and he isn't going to spend it on himself like he openly says he will?" And then silence falls, naturally.
For what it's worth, by the way, my guess as to why Bella's fundraising has been more successful than mine is that they have more 'highbrow' content, and I presume their readers are therefore a bit more likely to have a high disposable income. That's just speculation, but it seems plausible enough.
Standby for more thrilling Stew coverage on Scot Goes Pop, because my next post will be a detailed reply to the foul-mouthed comment he left on this blog a few hours ago.