The usual suspects will of course groan at this point, but it is really important to take a few moments to mark the occasion whenever the Stew Fan Club allow yet another of the Great One's incorrect claims or predictions to disappear into the memory hole, so that he can wipe the slate clean once again and continue mournfully wailing "WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT?" without any apparent sense of irony. And this time, actually, it's even more important than usual to flag up that a Stew Fact has just been definitively proved to be wrong, because it destroys the whole basis for his instructions to his readership (nay, to the world!) that they must vote tactically on the Holyrood regional list ballot next year. It literally is only four weeks since he claimed that the SNP were guaranteed to win at least 65 of the 73 Holyrood constituency seats, meaning they would be certain to win an overall majority in the Scottish Parliament without requiring a single list vote or list seat. He added that this meant that it would be impossible for the SNP to win any list seats at all, so every single list vote for the SNP was now 100% certain to be wasted. Barking mad though that claim was, he wasn't finished - with his trademark bombast, he noisily bellowed that *I* knew all of this to be true too and that like some sort of crazed Bond villain I was engaged in a wicked conspiracy to hide the facts from the world.
I mean, this was quite the 'evolution' in his views from only five months earlier when he announced that there was ZERO chance of a pro-independence majority in the Scottish Parliament, let alone of a single-party SNP majority, barring "a nuclear war or an alien invasion". But, hey, that was just yet another of the Stew Facts that the fan club let slip down the memory hole without any undue fuss or comment. They're so good to him in that way. And without wanting to blow my own trumpet here, it has to be said that, like all good Bond villians, I've clearly been putting in a sterling effort to keep track of the ever-changing facts that I'm concealing as part of my evil masterplan. The facts change so rapidly these days.
But here we are - the things that the Stew disciples Know To Be True are back in a state of flux yet again, because Hamilton was not supposed to go to Labour last night. It was one of the 65 seats that were absolutely certain to be retained or gained by the SNP - Stew provided us with maps and everything. And it was by no means the easiest of the Stew 65 for Labour to win, so it can be reasonably inferred that if he was hopelessly wrong about Hamilton, he was hopelessly wrong about many other similar seats too. The reality is that there are a large number of constituency seats that the SNP may not win next year, which means they may well end up being compensated with a significant number of list seats, and therefore by definition SNP list votes are far from certain to be wasted. On a poor night, the SNP may even trail Labour on constituency seats and require vast numbers of list votes just to end with more overall seats than Labour, exactly as they did in 2007.
When pressed a few weeks ago about his nutty 65-seat guarantee, Stew did eventually concede that the polls might change over the next year, in which case his claims about the wisdom of tactical voting might change too. But that's no alibi for his blunder about Hamilton, because the claims he made about the polls were self-evidently not true at the moment he made them. If there had been a full-scale Holyrood election yesterday, or four weeks ago when he made the claims, we now know that the SNP would probably have lost Hamilton and several of the rest of the 65 constituency seats that they were supposed to be guaranteed to win. For Stew to have been as catastrophically wrong as that, there can only be two possible explanations: either a) what he grandiosely called his "constituency projections" were not actually supported by the polling data in the first place, or b) the assumptions he was making about polling accuracy were massively overblown. In reality, it was a bit of both, albeit much more the former than the latter.
So just within the last six months, we've had Stew tell us two completely contradictory things: 1) that we mustn't vote SNP on the list because the SNP are going to do incredibly badly in the election and it would be pointless to vote for them, and 2) that we mustn't vote SNP on the list because the SNP are going to do insanely well in the election and it would be a 'waste' to vote for them. Doubtless we're about to hear a third, and completely different, and probably thrillingly complex version of why we absolutely mustn't vote SNP on the list whatever we do.
And now that the whole basis for his previous demand for tactical voting has been totally eviscerated, we'll doubtless also hear a completely different version of why tactical voting is a must. But it's worth bearing in mind that if the first version turned out to be wrong, there's quite a high likelihood that the second version will also turn out to be wrong, and for exactly the same reason - ie. that all Stew ever does is blag and bluff in pursuit of his agenda (which at the moment is to destroy the SNP and replace them with a far-right, pro-Netanyahu and anti-independence Reform UK government).
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