tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post1869921693073681523..comments2024-03-29T15:07:44.290+00:00Comments on SCOT goes POP!: If you want independence, you must be more like meJames Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01516007141763230886noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-66540636496032907392017-01-03T11:27:11.444+00:002017-01-03T11:27:11.444+00:00I read this poem and it's clear to see that ev...I read this poem and it's clear to see that everyone really should be like me. I make the rules now don't you agree that you're so much better if you listen to me.<br /><br />Obey me now or I'll just cry and refuse to tell you the reason why. Now don't go off in a huff and a sigh or you'll soon find out that reason why.<br /><br />'Twas on the good ship Venus ... errr, oh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-24143546095716407032016-12-31T03:27:00.200+00:002016-12-31T03:27:00.200+00:00It seems clear enough that very few of the author&...It seems clear enough that very few of the author's critics do.Cordon Blahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-75978557534187516882016-12-30T19:56:49.593+00:002016-12-30T19:56:49.593+00:00I wonder if the author understands irony.I wonder if the author understands irony.Jackf834https://www.blogger.com/profile/15046295832193974724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-85047308569322638012016-12-30T11:14:00.804+00:002016-12-30T11:14:00.804+00:00You're definitely a wee boy with a comment lik...You're definitely a wee boy with a comment like that.James Colemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940550268246715045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-38820399257661504612016-12-30T11:05:24.919+00:002016-12-30T11:05:24.919+00:00Boo Hoo - all the big boys shouted at me and now I...Boo Hoo - all the big boys shouted at me and now I'm going to scream and scream and scream and write a poem about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-20354375714290155982016-12-30T10:31:39.254+00:002016-12-30T10:31:39.254+00:00Gerry Braiden is merely a stenographer NOT a journ...Gerry Braiden is merely a stenographer NOT a journalist. FFS! Unmasking with solid proof exactly who the chocolate Spanner is would be the Scottish media scoop of the last 5 years. Yet Braiden thinks it is ridiculous to speculate about who he is.<br /><br />Whatever, I 'know' who Spanner is. He is the stupid sweary fat little c..t who was once a 'reporter', aka raker of dustbins, for the defunct Whores' Gazette, who now 'writes' for the Scotsman on Sunday: a huge step down in my opinion.James Colemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940550268246715045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-49520427061329749482016-12-30T08:07:46.720+00:002016-12-30T08:07:46.720+00:00Oh, I certainly didn't think you'd deleted...Oh, I certainly didn't think you'd deleted it - Imm sure it was crappy train wifi. Just added that in case two slightly different versions subsequently appeared :)Adam Ramsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06428596730251481692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-83587046118024208992016-12-30T05:37:17.112+00:002016-12-30T05:37:17.112+00:00#snivellingyoon #impotentrage#snivellingyoon #impotentrageAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-6960193957479658332016-12-29T20:23:18.661+00:002016-12-29T20:23:18.661+00:00Hi Adam, I didn't delete it. It must have bee...Hi Adam, I didn't delete it. It must have been either the train wifi, or the spam-trap getting over-excited.James Kellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-77496201238106491912016-12-29T20:14:46.373+00:002016-12-29T20:14:46.373+00:00Try sucking a fishermans friend. It clears the hei...Try sucking a fishermans friend. It clears the heid!Glasgow Working Class 2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-35668733458618606592016-12-29T17:49:47.367+00:002016-12-29T17:49:47.367+00:00I kinda think people need to lighten up a bit: thi...I kinda think people need to lighten up a bit: this is just a silly poem expressing how James feels in the Christmas season. Also, if the original post is in rhyme, surely the comments should be too... With that in mind, here's my response:<br /><br /><br />If you really want Indy<br />Be more like me,<br />Sneer at all products,<br />Of the BBC,<br />Don't question the government,<br />Until we're all free,<br />And never vote anything,<br />But SNP.<br /><br />If you're really a yeser,<br />Then watch what I do,<br />Shout "Sturgeon's right" <br />Till your face is blue,<br />Shout down any tweeter,<br />Who's not in the crew,<br />Parrot the line:<br />Don't check if it's true.<br /><br />If you really want Indy,<br />Then follow this story,<br />Don't bother attacking,<br />Either Labour or Tory,<br />That's so out of date:<br />So cliched, so hoary,<br />A fight is much easier,<br />When it's civil war-y.<br /><br />If you want independence,<br />Then I'll tell you what matters:<br />Crush those pesky Greens,<br />Till they lie in tatters,<br />Obsess about RISE <br />To the point that it flatters,<br />Squash those RIC folk:<br />They're all mad as hatters.<br /><br />If you really want Indy,<br />Be more like me:<br />Write verses about yesers,<br />Who Yes differently,<br />Shout down dissenters,<br />From the SNP,<br />And don't dare to Google<br />The word "irony".<br /><br />(I posted a version of this earlier without saving, but it doesn't seem to have appeared. Perhaps there's moderation (fair enough), but it's possible it's been swallowed by my train wifi... if it is a moderator, feel free to delete this version!)Adam Ramsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06428596730251481692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-33158541692584108502016-12-29T14:43:19.757+00:002016-12-29T14:43:19.757+00:00Hmmm. It's difficult to know where to start w...Hmmm. It's difficult to know where to start with comments as mind-blowingly silly as yours, Mr/Ms Bravely Anonymous Person. You think this blogpost is morally wrong? Incredibly, it appears that you do. I think you may have to work a bit harder at justifying that ludicrous implication. Clearly I got under your skin with a reminder of the 'tactical voting' scam, but I'm not entirely convinced that qualifies as pure evil.<br /><br />As for being 'rude', let me gently point something out to you. Calling someone an 'arse' is pretty rude. Calling someone an 'idiot' is pretty rude. Calling someone a 'Cybernat tube' is pretty rude. It seems extremely mild in comparison to use a light-hearted poem to poke a little fun at people who behave in that way. But if you beg to differ, by all means explain why.James Kellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-6076510198810901662016-12-29T14:14:54.541+00:002016-12-29T14:14:54.541+00:00Thank you James...
Trust you had a good Xmas...
...Thank you James...<br /><br />Trust you had a good Xmas...<br /><br />Have a Happy New Year...fynesiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16004561936077805599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-43453431952554881332016-12-29T13:48:26.025+00:002016-12-29T13:48:26.025+00:00Differences of opinion aside, I thought you might ...Differences of opinion aside, I thought you might know right from wrong. That's just plain rude james, but i guess it makes it easier to manage your page if you reduce it to a few like minded SNP x2ers and a couple of trolls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-37353225639338058442016-12-29T09:54:08.092+00:002016-12-29T09:54:08.092+00:00It really is boring when you post in rhyme
Too man...It really is boring when you post in rhyme<br />Too many are doing it all the time<br />I know this persona is just a phantasm<br />Redolent of satire and dripping sarcasm<br />But please hold your penchant for rhyming in check<br />Or, to put it another way, gonnae gie's a break. Tom Tumiltynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-38479918181421002282016-12-29T08:32:10.507+00:002016-12-29T08:32:10.507+00:00GWC I need you to help me out as my world just tur...GWC I need you to help me out as my world just turned upside down!Kangaroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01887585636139724750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930120922627919768.post-33198802718577601032016-12-29T08:31:16.935+00:002016-12-29T08:31:16.935+00:00Whit!Whit!Kangaroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01887585636139724750noreply@blogger.com