Thursday, February 18, 2016

Claire Smith ATOMISES hapless Irishman with the best tweet ever

Fans of Claire Smith from Oldham thought they were having a great day anyway - but then came the icing on the cake.  Claire's ex-boyfriend, an Irishman called Aidan Brennan, made the mistake of trying to contact her on Twitter.  THIS is what happened next.

"@AidanBrennan284 Shut up will you?  By the way, your dog looks like a gerbil."

Just six minutes later, her put-down has already been acclaimed by social media critics as the most perfectly-judged put-down in the history of put-downs, at least within the Oldham area.  Dozens of Claire's followers tweeted pictures of Brennan's dog, confirming that it does indeed bear a passing resemblance to a gerbil.

Brennan has gone into hiding in rural Donegal, and is thought to be considering either suicide or a sizeable "donation" to Claire's favourite "charity".  Either way, he is believed to accept that his life is now essentially over.

One or two deluded fools did suggest that Claire was being a bit of a bully, but that's only because they're anti-English and still haven't got over the events of 1916.

Please note : This article isn't quite a world exclusive, because the Huffington Post, BuzzFeed, TIME and The Independent all got there two minutes ahead of us.  We tried, we tried.

44 comments:

  1. You need to apologise to Gerbils everywhere.

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  2. I'm not even sure what particular incident this refers to. I'm guessing Rowling has eviscerated another hapless fool?

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    1. It was Kevin Williamson this time. I'm going to start a support group on Facebook, because there are quite a few of us trying to recover limbs from various far-flung parts of the galaxy.

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  3. Am I the only one who just doesn't give a fuck?

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    1. Giving a f*** is compulsory, Mosstrooper. Hasn't Mr Daisley explained that to you?

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    2. Who the Feck is Claire Smith?

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  4. I don't do Twitter and don't really understand why anybody would - it's like reading endless BTL comments in worthless newspapers. I did check out what Kevin Williamson had said and it seems Natalie McGarry has come up with another completely unnecessary apology to Rowling. Is she scared? I don't see that Rowling has a leg to stand on in the original dispute, but she does have obscene amounts of money. And doting, obsequious fans. Reading the comments brought back Diana's funeral. Can't think why. It may be that Rowling will come out of her house some day to find one of them lying across the road so that she can cross without getting her feet wet. Somebody even quoted Rowling's pal Spanner's comments on Roseanna Cunningham word for word. It made not the slightest difference. None of her gushing acolytes was at all interested. Not a great view of humanity. I'll not be signing up for Twitter any time soon.

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    1. Natalie McGarry's three carefully-worded tweets read to me as if she had reached a private compromise with Rowling's lawyers - ie. she would make a very, very narrow apology, and make a donation to local charities of her own choice, not to Rowling's charity.

      I may have got it all wrong, but that's how I interpreted it.

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    2. She should have stood up in parliament and told the pagiarising, racist, Scotophobic Zionist apologist for state murder and funder of child abusing politicians to get tae.

      I'd tell her myself but I've already reached my quota of dead lawyers this year.

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    3. Probably. There is a major problem with the so-called justice system in the UK, people with obscene amounts of money can bankrupt an innocent person simply by pursuing them through the courts.

      See the absurdity of the Orkney 4 as a typical example which was only saved by the crowdfunding. Where can ordinary people find 200k? Even (or especially) when they are in the right and/or innocent?

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    4. You are correct of course. Here's me still thinking that if you're in the right nobody can touch you, not even an unprincipled bully with an army of abusive followers.

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    5. And remember that IF Nathalie had been taken to court and effectively bankrupted, she would have to resign as an MP! thus , not only being victomised by a rich bitch, but denied her profession as well. the UK "Justice" system is well and truly F*****d

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  5. "One or two deluded fools did suggest that Claire was being a bit of a bully, but that's only because they're anti-English and still haven't got over the events of 1916."

    Christ, imagine if Twitter had been around in 1916...

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    1. If it had, Spanner would still be chuckling himself into an orgasm about the potato famine.

      Still waiting to see evidence that he is not Gary Glitter or John Venables. None has been forthcoming.

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  6. What, do people still use Twitter? I thought we had all moved over to Ello ;)

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  7. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 18, 2016 at 8:00 PM

    I suppose you tweeters need something to brighten up your life. Get out and about meet real people. Go down the pub have a bevvy and a laugh. Laying aboot yer scratcher fondling yourself like Anon thinking about Nat si ism 24 hours a day is not healthy.

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    1. I'm going to need some time to recover from the irony of you telling other people to get out more.

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    2. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 18, 2016 at 8:12 PM

      Why is that?

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    3. The left ball....

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    4. You've probably not left the house since the 1970s judging by your incredibly dated patter.

      Anyway, don't worry, I'm sure the George Square fascists will welcome you with open arms when you do, GWC - some of them still live in the 1690s never mind the 70s. Those No voters with their Nat si (sic) salutes and their child beating are right up your alley. They hate the Nats as much as you do, you would get on brilliantly.

      Those are your people...your allies, your comrades, your bosom buddies - no matter how may times you write Nat si, the pictorial, documentary and historical record will forever show that actual far right Nazi's were 100% on your side. And it will show them holding lots of Labour Party produced "Vote No" placards which they mysteriously acquired and those images can never be erased no matter how much you or the Labour party want them to..

      So please keep typing "Nat si", it only reminds us of you and the Labour Parties best friends and inseparable comrades in the referendum. You are doing our job for us and you are simply too thick to see that.

      Sweet dreams.

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  8. talking about 1916 - music lovers might like to listen here to the only piece of contemporary classical music -In memoriam 1916 - that was composed by an upper class Englishman, later knighted, who was friends with some of the executed rebel leaders.https://eurofree3.wordpress.com/2016/02/18/arnold-bax-in-memoriam-1916/

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 18, 2016 at 8:24 PM

      The poor sad rebel leaders got history wrong. Ireland would probably have had independence supported by the North if the idiots had appreciated their country was a war with the Kaiser. And taking weapons from the Kaiser was not very clever. And would there be an Ireland if the Kaiser had won. And later the Republicans were fans of the anti semetic Adolf. The Irish do get it wrong on occasion. And how many years was the child buggering going on in that dark state?

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    2. And you are too thick to see that the No vote would have held if Labour's Nazi allies hadn't run around the town battering wee lassies and pulling sieg heils.


      That's your Nat sis, GWC. That is you and the Labour Parties best friends forever. We have pictures and videos. It will never go away now. You are forever linked in comradeship. It is the love affair tinted orange, these are your friends, these are your allies and they say "Sieg Heil!" and beat up children and you love them for that.

      It gives you a thrill.

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    3. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 18, 2016 at 11:59 PM

      Try riding a tandem bike you may get a friend holding onto your shoulders. What a bigot you are.



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    4. "bigot"

      What like the Labour Parties best friends ever, the N.F and the OO?

      Forever associated with them and forever remembered as bosom comrades. The only reason you would want to ride a tandem bicycle with a Nazi is to feel their tiny nazi penis chaffing against your back until they spurt that fascist jism right up the groove where spine is meant to be.

      Like Anne Begg, You just can't get enough of David McDonald and his N.F colleagues. They are your love match, your one and only, your true political home - you make eyes at them continually, hoping they will treat you rough, my Nat si loving wee chum.

      All hail the British black shirts, hooray! hooray! here to beat up wee lassies and be a chum for the Labour Party and it's horny, Nat si supporters.

      You are absolutely gagging for their Aryan meat rod.

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    5. Just think of those "Nat sis" taking you passionately on your Union Jack bedsheets, whipping off their Union Jack under pants to insert their crying peanut know into your dilating Labourite butthole.

      You dream of stroking Davie McDonald's baldy noggin and planting little Labourite kisses on the crown next to his swastika tattoos. Mwahh! Mwahh! We love you, David! DMcD + Slab 4ever.

      You and Slab are love-sick for these Nazis. You got them to do your filthy little bidding during the referendum and we will never, ever forget it no matter how many times you write 'Nat sis'.

      Suck it up.

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  9. You insult the numerous Irish nationals who fought with the allies against Hitler and Nazism. While there was no conscription in Northern Ireland many from the Republic fought.
    Were of course much appreciated by the UK establishment like the most successful pilots, the Polish and Czech pilots who were not allowed to parade in the victory parade at the end of the war! How many years has child-buggering gone on at Westminster (the holy of holies) you clown!

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    1. Aye, my gran was protestant and ostensibly unionist; from Donegal in the Republic. When she travelled to London to voluntarily sign up to help in the war effort, nobody would give her a room as she was 'mick scum' (her own words); 'No blacks, no dogs, no Irish' was the theme. Eventually a German woman married to an Englishman gave her a room until she was barracked.

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    2. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 19, 2016 at 12:06 AM

      The RC Church has paid out billions in compensation, do hope you never received any of it however you should expose those perverts if you have any evidense. You have all those Nat si MP'S in Westminster maybe if they are on the ball they can provide evidence for you. Do you have any evidense? Or are you just another Nat si gob shoite?

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    3. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 19, 2016 at 12:18 AM

      Aye well Skier you must be proud yer granny was a proddy and not a conformist. Aye. Being a Proddie is progressive just like Trump.

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    4. Progressive like Labour's BFFs the Orange Order and the N.F?

      That kind of progressive?

      There was only a few "Nat sis" in the indyref and they were all creaming themselves for the Labour Party.

      The Labour party bent over and greased up. Yummy! Love that "Nat si" pounding, just cannie get enough far right chode. Lets have another Orangefest next year say GCC! They love that shite.

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    5. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 19, 2016 at 1:16 AM

      You seem happy with buggeration. No comment from you on this. Just your daft orenge obcession.

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    6. "Obcession" "Orenge"

      Are you climaxing right now?

      Is that why your spelling is terrible? Look, I know Farage fills you with unquenchable lust but calm down a bit okay.

      We don't all find "nat sis" sexy like you do. Or obsess about them like yourself.

      Remember and use a hanky.

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  10. You can almost taste the bitter anti Irish phlegm in some unionist postings. Sad people who still hate a nation because it decided it was a nation and not a colony. Very very bad individuals. Shameful.

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    1. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 18, 2016 at 10:27 PM

      Ireland was not a colony 1916.The Kaiser or Adolf would have had Ireland eradicated from history like the Jews. Nov 13 knows this but conveniently forgets. Nat si.

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    2. What's a Nat si.

      If you mean Nazi then why not say it?

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  11. Great post, James. And I thought your #bully #English tweet was magnificent, wish I'd thought of it. Keep up the good work.

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  12. GWC, is at this very moment, greasing his miniscule penis with lube and pinning his National Front posters to the floor for some energetic bishop bashing in the name of the Union.

    He loves "nat sis", he chugs about them every day, never shuts up about them, has a wee butchers apron tattooed on his jed-eye. He even gave his Gerbil a little skinhead before he inserts it into his rectal cavity.

    And all the while, he retains a still upper lip before he reaches the vineger strokes and collapses quivering and screaming God Save the Queen at the top of his voice as he shoots red, white and blue muck onto his Nick Griffin poster.

    He finds Griffin's glass eye incredibly erotic. He just can't help himself when it comes to "Nat sis".

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    1. Wow. It's as almost as if you are in the room with him...

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    2. Glasgow Working ClassFebruary 19, 2016 at 11:34 AM

      You can let go now son before you go blind and do wipe the mirror.

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    3. I am.

      He keeps me in a box like the gimp in Pulp Fiction and forces himself on me at every opportunity.

      Call the police. Get me help. The only reason I can type this just now is because it is dog porn night for him and Duncan Hotherhalls coming over with a poodle, a video camera and a rotating double headed dildo.

      He is out buying Pedigree Chum and forgot to shackle me in a box after he forced me to chomp down on his jobbies whilst smearing himself with marmalade and flagellating himself with a dead squirrel.

      Wait! No Duncan! Not the pit-bull! Help! Help! Help!

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