12.15 : It's a non-story. Just tittle-tattle.
12.20 : Is this really the best Ashcroft could do?
12.54 : Actually, we hope it IS true. It would be GOOD for the Tories.
22.27 : God, this is so dull.
Doth the right-wing rag protest too much?
Meanwhile, Dan Hodges has spent much of the day sanctimoniously pointing out that Corbyn fans are laughing at press coverage they would regard as "outrageous intrusion" if it had been directed at their own man. The trouble is that no-one would believe the story for a moment if Corbyn was alleged to have done the deed, but as it's Cameron, the instant reaction of almost everyone that doesn't work for the Spectator has been "yes, that sounds entirely plausible".
And if by any chance it is true, I'd say it was the pig that suffered the outrageous intrusion, wouldn't you Dan?