Your house is broken into.
In court, the intruder mentions that, while in your house, he saw you take your wig off.
You approach No campaign chief Blair McDougall, fully confident that as a representative of three political parties concerned about law and order, he will be extremely sympathetic.
McDougall says : "Ha ha ha ha! You wear a wig! That's sad. Look everyone, this loser wears a wig! Don't ever speak to him again. HA HA HA HA HA HA!"