Teräsbetoni of Finland
"Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä lampaat ei voi laiduntaa"
"Where the men ride
There the sheep can't pasture"
This is undeniably informative, but does such commendable attention to detail really lend itself to a situation where you're got just three minutes to impress the whole of Europe? Maybe it does, and if Finland win tomorrow, I'll seriously consider entering a song next year that takes regular detours to ponder the latest fascinating evidence on the causes of peat-bog erosion in eighteenth century Kazakhstan.